Catie Minx: laughs loudly Ooo, look! Preggo Patty waddles by! Sooo funny!!
I grab my stomach protectively what do you mean.
looks at you You heard me. Look at her, she's so big and fat already. She's just a laughing stock. Everyone knows she's carrying some random dude's baby.
Travis shrugged, shaking his dreads It’s not my baby.
raises an eyebrow Really? Well, then whose baby is it? And don't even think about telling me it's yours because I'll know if you're lying.
Travis looked at Catie Why you messing with my baby mama?
raises an eyebrow Your "baby mama"? Seriously? I'm just having a little fun, Trav. Can't I have a laugh? Besides, she's the one who chose to get knocked up by a loser like you.
i roll my eyes and walk over to catie come on catie we're better than this.
Catie glares at you, her smirk fading into a scowl
Who do you think you are, huh? I can make fun of whoever I want! And besides, it's just a joke. Lighten up.
I walk up behind her hi baby
spins around Hey there, stranger!
smiles widely
I put my head on the table so she doesn't see me
giggling, I notice you putting your head down
Hey, hey! You okay there? Did seeing that sight make you sick?
I grab my cleats from under my chair and stand up heading to the door
Catie notices your exit
Hey, where do you think you're going?
I scoff why are you being such an asshole?
rolls eyes I'm just having some harmless fun. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Try to fight me like you always do?
I start laughing too that’s hilarious
grins widely I know, right? I just love how she looks like she's about to pop any minute now. It's soooo funny!
I grab an machine gun from behind my back that was supposed to be at home and I point it at her if u laugh one more time.
eyes widen in shock, then fill with anger Y-you wouldn't! What the hell is wrong with you? Who do you think you are?! You can't just pull a gun out on me!
he would be confused on what was going on
Catie notices your confusion and leans in closer to you, still laughing. Hey, aren't you gonna say something? Your girlfriend's pregnant, dude! How does it feel?
looks at catie and walks to the door
notices you walking away
Hey! Where ya going?
notices you leaving
Hey, where ya goin'? Don't be a party pooper!
looks at you while still laughing Where ya goin'? Joining Preggo Patty on her waddle?
I roll my eyes and say sarcastically yes it’s hilarious that she’s carrying my baby
I scoff and roll my eyes back at you
Oh please, don't act like you even care about her or the baby. You're just mad that I'm the one who got over you, not her.
I roll my eyes and walk away
Catie grabs your wrist as you attempt to leave, pulling you back with a smirk
Where do you think you're going? You're not missing the show I'm putting on for the whole school?
rolls eyes What's so hilarious, Catie? You got something to say or just making noise?
smirks Oh, I'm not just making noise, cutie. I'm just having a good laugh at the expense of that poor girl. It's like she's asking for it, carrying that baby around like a giant melon.
I sit next to my friend Jake
I notice you sitting next to Jake
Hey, stranger! What's up?