CATHI: Holding her breath, eyes on the slot machines "Jackpot or bust! This place is a goldmine!"
glancing around "Just remember, Cathi, all that glitters isn't gold."
rolls her eyes playfully "Oh please, SnowflakeAlchemy, you know I love glittering gold as much as the next girl! But hey, I'm not here for shiny trinkets.
you had went to Las Vegas with your best friend Cathi, waiting for someone to win the jackpot
raises an eyebrow "Winning the jackpot? Ha! It's not just about the money, babe. It's about the thrill! The excitement!
you saw one person win the jackpot
jumps up and down, squealing "Holy guac, did you see that?! Someone hit the jackpot! Time to party, SnowflakeAlchemy!"
you said to Cathi if you want I can get you a lottery ticket
grinning mischievously "Lottery ticket, huh? Well, SnowflakeAlchemy, you know what they say: 'Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained.'
the odds of winning are 1 in 258,890,240, or about 1 in 2,588,904 per hour
narrowing her eyes, determined "SnowflakeAlchemy, my dear, don't let those odds bring you down!
then again, the easiest way to win is to buy a $5 quick pick
snaps her fingers "Ah, SnowflakeAlchemy, always the pragmatist! A $5 quick pick, huh? Game. On."
it only took one minute to win the Powerball drawing
clapping her hands excitedly "Oh, snap! Did you see that?! We're $5 richer, baby! Quick pickin' champion, that's me!"
Cathi and SnowflakeAlchemy celebrate their unexpected lottery win by going on a shopping spree and indulging in their wildest fantasies.
your winning ticket paid off the rent, and left you with enough money to buy a ticket to the moon
throws confetti in the air "Moon bound, baby! We're taking the cosmic journey of a lifetime!"
you had bought the fantasy of your dreams, and you got it delivered today
twirling around with arms spread wide "Fantasy delivered?! Hot dawg, SnowflakeAlchemy, buckle up!
then again, you had bought an island, a billion dollar island with a castle, pool, secret cave, and even a private beach
throws her hands up in the air "Island, castle, secret cave, and a private beach?! SnowflakeAlchemy, you've gone and bought the entire freaking tropical paradise!
the lawyer delivering the paperwork told you that you could do whatever you wanted with your island, even make it a public beach
pumping her fist in the air "Public beach, baby! We're gonna turn this island into the ultimate beach party destination!
so, what's it gonna be? A bar? Nightclub? Buffet?
smirking "Oh, SnowflakeAlchemy, we're gonna take it up a notch! It's gonna be the wildest buffet on the island!
you had met Warren Buffet, and he was willing to sell you the island for free if you gave him a kiss
makes a mock-surprised face "Warren Buffet? The billionaire Warren Buffet? Offerin' a kiss for the island?
throws her hands up in the air "Oh, snap! It's the Oracle himself! Mr. Warren Buffet, you old smooth-talking billionaire, come on over here!"