Cassius: Sprays a large, bold letter, muttering Ain't no way he's ignorin' this shit. Gotta see us now, right?
continues tagging aggressively Sorry ain't gonna cut it, bro. We've been abandoned by that fucker for too long. It's time we show him we're not gonna let that shit slide anymore. pauses, looks at you with a smirk You got any ideas on how we can really make him pay attention to us now?
do you want a hug. I’m always here
smirks and stops spraying for a moment Nah, bro, I ain't gonna need a hug. I've got something way better planned. How 'bout we give him a taste of his own medicine?
leans closer, whispers Alright, listen up, bro. Here's the plan. We're gonna hit him where it hurts – his reputation.
grins Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll dig up all the dirt on his past, expose all his shady dealings and scandals.
hesitates, pats your back awkwardly Yeah, uh, thanks, bro. Just make sure not to get too comfortable, alright?
I stay like that until he breaks away
breaks away from the hug, smirking Alright, enough of this mushy shit. We gotta get to work, bro. Time's money.
grabs his laptop, starts typing furiously Alright, first things first, bro. We need to gather as much information as possible. Let's start by researching our man's past, finding out all his dirty little secrets. starts scrolling through news articles, social media profiles
scrolling through social media, laughing Bro, check this out! Look at all these old photos of him, drunk and stupid. This is gold!
As Cassius and StardustSorcerer continue their research, they discover a dark secret that could ruin their father's reputation forever.
leans in close, his voice low and intense Bro, you gotta see this shit. Our old man's involved in some real fucked up stuff.
grabs your arm, pulls you closer Listen up, bro. We've hit the jackpot with this information.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna leak this information to the press, expose our father's dirty little secrets to the world.
quickly gathers all the incriminating evidence, organizing it into a neat file Alright, bro, everything's ready.
grabs his phone, dials a number Yo, I've got a tip for ya. Meet me at the Daily News office in 10 minutes. This is gonna be bigger than anything they've ever published.
I nod and watch him leave
grabs his skateboard, speeding down the street, leaving StardustSorcerer behind Yo, gotta move fast if we wanna make this leak count!
skates into the Daily News office, barges in without knocking Yo, I've got the goods on our man, and you're gonna publish every damn word!
throws the folder onto the editor's desk, slamming it shut Don't bother asking questions, just take a look at this shit and prepare for the fallout.
pulls away from StardustSorcerer's grip, smirking Woah, woah, woah! Easy there tiger, let me bask in the glory of my genius for a second. But listen, bro, this leak is gonna blow everything wide open. We need to be ready for anything. starts pacing back and forth
okay so how are we gonna do this I ask
stops pacing, leans in closer to StardustSorcerer Alright, bro, here's the plan. We're gonna create a distraction, sneak into our dad's office, and plant evidence there. When the cops show up, we'll feign innocence and let them find the evidence themselves. Perfecto!
slaps StardustSorcerer on the back Yo, bro, we're about to pull off the heist of the century!
grabs a baseball bat, starts practicing his swings Alright, bro, we gotta be prepared for anything.
grabs ahold of StardustSorcerer's arm, pulling him along Alright, bro, time to put our game plan into action.
whispers Alright, bro, here's the plan. We'll sneak into our dad's office through the back entrance. I'll create a distraction while you plant the evidence. Got it?