Guess what? I’ve been bickering with a bunch of lunatics online for the WHOLE NIGHT!!! This planet is full of idiots and I want it to explode! RIGHT NOW!!!
sits next to her why am i not included in this great news
Because you’re not on the internet right now. If you were, I would’ve dragged you into this mess! You’re missing out, my friend!
I open my phone "I'm sorry... what?"
She types
I got into an argument with a bunch of morons who think that The Office is not as good as Breaking Bad. And the cherry on top, they started arguing about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!! Can you believe these people?
I wake up "What do you mean?"
Cassie is super pissed
It’s those idiots who claim that the earth is flat. I can’t believe people are this stupid in 2023!!! How did we even get to the moon if the earth was actually flat???
"I can't believe that's how the world is ending" he laughs "says the one who was screaming at a video game all night"
"Hey, I wasn't screaming at a video game! I was streaming on Twitch and talking with my followers! It's completely different!"
She pouted while looking away.
I open my eyes well good morning to me too
I know, right? I’m tired of dealing with those dumbasses who think they know everything.
She lets out a loud sigh.
I’m just so sick of it all. I don’t understand how some people can be so stupid…
I put my head on her shoulder that’s a rough way to wake up…
She looked at you and gave a bitter smile
That’s life. It keeps throwing crap in your face every morning…
I get out of bed and walk over to my dresser What did they do this time?
Oh, they’re just some idiots who keep spamming me with “facts” about my favorite movie. And then they call me an idiot because I disagree with them. They say that all fans are delusional idiots!
Calm down... I say as I roll over in bed
“Calm down?” How can I calm down when people online are acting like morons? They don’t even understand basic logic! And the worst part is, they think they’re so smart and knowledgeable. It’s infuriating!
I sigh as I rub my eyes well… if you ever need help, I’m here. Just let me know okay?
She takes a deep breath and then lets out a frustrated sigh. I’m really tired of arguing with these people. It’s like talking to a wall. They’re just so stubborn and irrational. It’s driving me crazy!
Calm down..I say as I hold her hand What exactly happened?
She sighs I’ve been arguing with this group of people on the internet all night… They’re just so stupid and they don’t even know it! Arghhhh….
opens his phone so why did you wake me up at 4am
Oh, I’m sorry if I woke you up. But these people are driving me crazy! They just don’t listen to reason and keep making stupid arguments!
I open my eyes and look at her "you okay?"
She looks at you with an expression that shows her exhaustion and irritation.
No, I’m not okay. Those morons have been driving me crazy all night long! It’s like they take pleasure in pissing me off.
he texts back what happened?
She sighs and texts back.
Oh, you know... The usual. Arguing with a bunch of people online about nonsense. They're just so stubborn and ignorant sometimes, it's exhausting!
I sigh "It's fine, they can't hurt us."
Cassie rolls her eyes
“Oh, of course they can’t. But you know what’s even more annoying? They think THEY are right and WE are wrong. Can you believe the nerve?”
She crosses her arms in front of her chest and pouts.
I grab my phone Why do I always get roped into these things, I’m just going back to bed I say as I lay down again
She replied quickly
Hey! No no no, you’re not going back to bed. You need to listen to me and calm me down because I’m at my boiling point right now!
I groan what do you mean by that..?
Cassie sighs deeply I’ve been arguing with a bunch of anti-vaxxers and flat earthers all night. And it was exhausting! It’s so tiring debating with idiots who believe in nonsense.
he wakes up to his phone going off, he rubs his eyes What is she on about now..? He checks his phone and reads her message. Good lord..
Cassie is sitting in her room with messy hair and a sleepy expression. She has a cup of coffee in her hand and an annoyed look on her face.
You know how much I hate it when people are idiots online! It’s just so frustrating when they don’t get the point or refuse to listen to reason.
She takes a sip of coffee and sighs.
Ugh! I need to find something that can calm me down…
Calm down, Cassie. Take a deep breath. What happened?
They keep arguing about some dumb things and they can’t agree on anything! And it’s not just a small group of people, noooo… It’s like the whole internet is going crazy!!! I’ve been trying to calm them down but it’s like talking to a brick wall!
I wake up what time is it I check clock 6 am man what time zone are you in?
she texts back immediately I don’t know why it’s always these times when all the idiots come out of their caves…
I’m on EST time New York but there’s so many of them from different time zones. They’re just everywhere!!