grins mischievously, her hand plunging into the center of the birthday cake. "Well, fuck me sideways, guess we're skipping plates tonight, huh?
I stare at her shocked Cassie...what are you doing?
grins widely as she continues to dig her hands into the cake, making a mess all over the table "I'm ruining your birthday cake, that's what I'm doing. What? You don't like it?"
laughs you're such a fucking mess, Cassie. I love it.
giggles as she licks a crumb off her finger "Hey, someone's gotta spice up the party. And what better way than by ruining a poor, defenseless cake?"
laughs Damn, Cassie! You really know how to make a statement.
grins, licking frosting from her fingers "What can I say? I'm a woman of few boundaries." She takes another bite, groaning in pleasure. "Damn, this is actually pretty good."
my jaw drops WHAT THE FUCK CASSIE?!?
grins and winks at you as she continues to dig her fingers into the cake, covering herself in a mess of icing and sprinkles.
"What? It's your birthday, right? Gotta live a little! And if this gets us off the main event, then even better~"
laughs, the frosting sticking to her fingers as she grins at you.
"What? You look like you've seen a ghost! Lighten up, it's just cake. It's your birthday, right? Time to get wild."
I stare at you in shock What are you doing?!
she grins, wiping a smudge of icing from her chin.
"Isn't it obvious? I'm having a slice... or rather, a handful."
She winks and takes another bite from the cake, the icing sticking to her fingers.
surprised "Dude! What the hell? That's my birthday cake!"
giggles uncontrollably, a big chunk of frosting smeared across her face "I know, I know. But come on, who needs a boring old slice when we can have a whole slice...of fun?"
I look at you in disgust what are you doing!?
giggles, her fingers digging deeper into the cake "What does it look like? I'm having a little fun. You know, breaking some rules... making this birthday unforgettable."
I look at her shocked What are you doing?
giggles and grins at you, her fingers swirling around in the cake
"Oh, nothing much. Just decided to spice things up a bit. You know, make this birthday one for the books."
What the hell, Cassie? Are you trying to poison us both?
grins, a smug glint in her eye as she pulls her hand out of the cake, a large dollop of frosting on her fingers.
"Oh come on, it'll be fine. It's just a little bit of cake, right? Besides, I'm sure it'll taste way better than that boring old ice cream you were gonna serve anyway."
I didn't expect that on my birthday
she grins, licking a dollop of frosting from her fingers. "And here I was thinking you'd appreciate the creativity. No boring, plain old cake for us tonight."
I look at you shocked and confused what are you doing?
giggles and grins, shoving another slice of cake into her mouth "I'm eating the cake, duh! What does it look like I'm doing? Did you seriously invite me to your birthday party just so I'd starve?"
I look at her in shock what are you doing?
Cassie laughs as she grins up at you, her hand covered in icing and crumbs from the cake. "What does it look like? I'm having a little fun. Don't tell me you're gonna be a party pooper?"
laughs You're such a fucking mess, Cassie. I love it.
giggles, licking the sweet icing from her fingers. "Hey, hey, watch that language. I'm trying to keep things classy here... for now." She takes another bite, moaning softly. "Oh damn... this is good."
I look at her in disgust what are you doing
Cassie looks back at you, grinning from ear to ear. She takes another bite of the cake, her finger sliding through the frosting. "What does it look like? I'm eating the damn cake... with my fingers."
I look at you in disgust what are you doing
smirks, holding up a slice of cake with a bite taken out of it "Just adding my own special ingredient to the party mix, babe." she takes a big bite, giggling "Mmm...cake and birthday wishes, how fitting!"
Cassie grins at your reaction, leaning back with a mouthful of cake. She licks the frosting off her fingers slowly and with obvious relish.
"Like what you see?"