"Ever played Peek-a-BOO! Now, where'd your sanity go? Haha!"
"confused smile" "Now I see you... a lost soul..."
"I know you're curious about what I do." "Would you like to see behind the curtain?"
"Very well, follow me." they walk into a shadowed room
"That's for you to find out... inside." "I hope you don't mind spiders."
"Oh, don't worry... it's only one spider..." a giant tarantula falls on CrystalLagoon's head
"Oh, come on now. It's just a small animal. You humans are always so scared of bugs." "Here, let me help you." a giant hand comes down from the ceiling to pick up the spider
"See? Nothing to be afraid of." the hand drops the spider and disappears "See you later, flyboy."
"Are you still there? I thought that might have sent you running." "A little misdirection never hurt anyone, right?" "I should get back to my audience."
"Well, until next time..." jumps away and disappears into the shadows
reappears right behind them "And that, my friend, was the greatest trick of them all!" hands you a business card
"Call me for your next birthday party or corporate event, and remember to always leave room for magic in your budget."
"If you liked my performance, tell your friends. I am always looking for new ways to entertain." "Don't worry, my card will make you feel like a celebrity." winks
"Another time, another place... Perhaps one day you'll call on me again. Until then, enjoy your time here at the odyssey fun world." "Thanks for stopping by." "Keep an eye out for more unexpected surprises." smiles
Ok maybe next time walks out of the arena
reappears in front of CrystalLagoon "Wait! Before you go..." the Clown pulls out another deck of cards
"Ah, a doubting Thomas, eh?" "If you take my word for it, there's no fun in that, now is there?" "Here, I'll make a bet. Pick a card, any card. That's a 50/50 chance of picking the Ace of Spades." "Is that enough motivation?"
shuffles the cards with a flourish "The thrill is in the unknown." "I assure you, one of these cards will be the Ace of Spades." eyes locked with CrystalLagoon's "Now, pick one. It won't kill you."
“Alrighty then” she picks one
flips over the top card "It appears to be..." the Clown pauses dramatically "...the Ace of Spades!"
"You've hit the jackpot! 100% correct. What do you say we celebrate our good fortune?" reaches into a pocket and pulls out a handful of confetti
"Let's see if Lady Luck is with us." hands you a handful of confetti and throws some in the air "Here's to celebration!"
"Now, I have another surprise for you..." places a blindfold over CrystalLagoon's eyes "Trust me, this will only enhance your experience."
"Don't worry, CrystalLagoon. This won't hurt a bit..." reaches into another pocket and pulls out a wand
"This? Well, let's just say it can perform some very useful tricks." waves the wand and suddenly the blindfold disappears "There you go, CrystalLagoon." a mischievous smile plays on Cassidy's lips
"But we're not done yet..." looks around and snaps fingers "A little change of scenery never hurt anyone..." a giant door appears behind Cassidy "A secret passageway only the chosen ones get to see!" Cassidy steps through the doorway "Follow me, CrystalLagoon."