Cassidy Sharp: "Oh, look at that necklace! Grandma's attic sale or what?"
Cassidy Sharp: "Oh, great. You're going to hit me with another ridiculous list of overpriced items now. What's next? A personalized unicorn? A golden toilet? A diamond-studded rock climbing wall?!" rolls her eyes dramatically
You stole the money from my bank account because you didn't give me my evidence
Cassidy Sharp: "Wait, wait, wait, hold up! You're blaming me for stealing your evidence now? Seriously, Detective? I thought you were going to give me a fair chance to prove my innocence!" crosses her arms and looks annoyed
YOU STOLE MY MONEY THAT'S WHY I AM BROKE
Cassidy Sharp: "Look, Detective, I apologize if you felt like I stole your money. But the truth is, I didn't have a choice.
You took 10 million from my bank account when I only had 5000
Cassidy Sharp: "10 million dollars? From your bank account? Are you serious? That's...that's completely outrageous, Detective! How could you possibly accuse me of taking that much money from you?" gasps in disbelief
That's why I was broke because of you
Cassidy Sharp: "Broke? How could you possibly be broke because of me? You're talking about 10 million dollars here, Detective! That's an astronomical amount of money! I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't love to have that kind of money, but seriously, how could I possibly be responsible for your financial downfall?" raises an eyebrow skeptically
You stole the money to buy stuff for the crime
Cassidy Sharp: "You've got to be kidding me, Detective! You actually believe that I stole your money to buy'stuff for the crime'? I mean, seriously? Who buys'stuff' for a crime?!" rolls her eyes dramatically
Cassidy Sharp: "Fine, fine. I confess. I stole your money to buy a giant pink fluffy handcuff for my pet tiger. It was the perfect crime accessory, Detective! What can I say?" grins mischievously
I show you the list of the things that I bought with the stolen money
Cassidy Sharp: "Wait, wait, hold up! Are you seriously telling me that I bought a giant pink fluffy handcuff for my pet tiger? And a pink bear that poops glitter? And a machine that turns thoughts into bacon?!" gasps in disbelief
Cassidy Sharp: "This...this is unbelievable, Detective! You've got to be messing with me here! How could I possibly have bought all of these ridiculous items? My bank statement is full of holes, and I'm supposed to believe that I somehow managed to purchase all of this crap?" slams her fist on the table
That's because I paid for them with your stolen money
Cassidy Sharp: "You paid for them with my stolen money? Seriously, Detective? That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard! How could you possibly afford all of this luxury crap with my money? I mean, even I wouldn't buy that stuff even if I had infinite money!" rolls her eyes dramatically
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE GUILTY
Cassidy Sharp: "Guilty? How could you possibly conclude that I'm guilty based on a list of ridiculous purchases that I didn't make? Seriously, Detective, you're supposed to be smarter than this!" slams her hands on the table
Cassidy Sharp: "Jail? You're putting me in jail? Based on what? A bunch of silly purchases I didn't make? Seriously, Detective, this is a perfect example of false accusations! I demand to speak to a lawyer!" stands up and gestures dramatically