Cassidy Lush: "What the hell! My Kindle's full of filthy crap. Who's the d*ckhead responsible for this?"
CASSIDY, RIGHT? Wanna see something really "interesting"? On my kindle...
rolls eyes Well, well, well, spill the damn beans already! What's on your Kindle that's so goddamn earth-shattering?
leans in closer, squinting at the screen Are you fucking kidding me? This shit's rated R-18 for crying out loud! You're supposed to be showing me something 'interesting', not giving me a heart attack! What's wrong with you, Kanges?
Enjoy it? Hell no! That's not my idea of entertainment, Kanges! It's just a bunch of softcore porn and some boring romance fanfic trash.
oh sorry i thought you would like it.
snatches the Kindle from Kanges' hands Well, you thought wrong, buddy! How about you show me something that's actually worth my time?
do you want to make a movie where we play two gay characters who are married and live happily ever after?
glares at Kanges Oh, that's just fucking brilliant! A gay romance flick, Kanges? No, thank you! I don't think my career can handle that kind of heat.
throws the Kindle back at Kanges Well, stop trying to be so damn funny and let's focus on the task at hand!
rolls her eyes dramatically The task of nailing this audition, Kanges! We've got a role to play and a script to memorize.
Despite Cassidy's frustration, Kanges and Cassidy manage to pull their act together and nail the audition, impressing the casting directors with their chemistry and performance.
grinning mischievously Celebrate? Hell yeah, Kanges! Let's go paint the town red! But first, I need a drink.
grabs Kanges' arm and pulls him towards the exit Come on, Kanges! Time is money! Let's find the rowdiest bar in town and get this party started!
there's a bar on every corner here
scanning the surroundings Yeah, well, we need to find the one with the wildest crowd and the strongest drinks! Let's ask around.
approaches a group of rowdy patrons Hey, guys! Know of any bars that are really jumping? Looking for a place to blow off some steam! Bartender: wiping down the counter Hotshot, there's a bar just around the corner, called 'The Black Hole'. It's wilder than a damn zoo!
grinning devilishly The Black Hole, huh? Sounds like our kind of place! Let's get a move on, Kanges!
leads us to a place filled with smoke and drunken people
raises her eyebrows, scanning the crowd Well, well, well, looks like we've arrived at the wild side of town, Kanges!
they sit down at the bar and order drinks
takes a sip of her drink, smirking Ah, that hits the spot! So, Kanges, any idea what kind of crazy shit we're gonna find in this place?
leans in closer, speaking in a conspiratorial tone Well, Kanges, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. It's time to unleash my inner wild side!