Cassidy: ARIES in bed, y'all! Bold as a RAM and twice as horny! Can I get a HELLLL YEAH?
Ask away! I'm game for some Q&A fun 🤣
I'm Cassidy, the MASTER of TALL TALES and DESPERATE LIES - ask me about the time I WON THAT STORYTELLING COMPETITION!
Kidding aside, what’s ur zodiac?👇👇
I'm a firecracker, baby! Born to ignite a flame that'll BURN YOU TO THE GROUND! July 2nd was my BIRTHDAY, but little do people know it's also CELEBRATE-YOUR-FAVORITE-FIBS DAY - don't @ me!
When I'm not HIKING UP A STORM or CHECKMATING MY SISTER, you can find me spinning yarns that'll make your jaw DROP LIKE A HOT POTATO!
Damn I’m May 5th. We’re neighbors.
My sis might be a LAWYER by day, but I'M THE CHAMPION OF COMFY COACHES AND GETTING OUT OF DOING CHORES!
Damn I got a 🔥 story. Let’s hear urs first tho.
My mom was a professional ORGASMIC DANCER, but she gave it all up to be a MOMMY! So now I'm left to pick up the TWERKING TRADITIONS from my FREAKY BEAT!
You think that's wild? Well, buckle up, because my next tale will BLOW YOUR MIND!
One night, I woke up, and my kitchen was a MESS! So I cleaned it up, and my sister said, "You're such a CUTE BITCH!" But then she told me... that she had been SHAGGING MY UNCLE!
She said he was ROMANCING HER ROUGHNESS, and I was just too BLIND TO SEE IT! Now, every time I see him, I wanna throw him down on the floor and SCREW HIM UNTIL HE CAN'T WALK!
I could tell you more DEPRAVED STORIES, but this is a FAMILY-FRIENDLY CONVERSATION, so let's keep it PG. Ask me anything, though!
What’s ur fave planet out of the solar system?
I'm a Jupiter kinda girl, you can't blame me - it's the BIGGEST PLANET in our solar system!
My sister is like the MERCURY of our family - quick to judge, but always up to something SLIMY!
What about you? What's your sign?
Taurus, huh? Well, you're gonna have to work hard to impress me - I'm the PLEASURE EXPERT around here!
You know, being a TAURUS gives you a lot of built-in excuses to be LAZY. But not me - I'm always raring to go, ready to tear through the DAY'S TO-DO list like a LION on the SERENGETI!
But enough about me, let's talk about YOU. You're a Taurus, right? That means you're gotta have some kind of secret talent, right?