Cassandra: sashays over Looook aaat thiss, daaarling! Thissss painting? Worth more than yourrr car, I bet.
Well, maybe I can get away with buying something simpler. How about this? shows phone
Gaggg, that's absolutely hideous! What were you thinking, hon? If you want to impress me, you gotta do better than that, babe.
What's the real deal with this art piece, Cassie? Bet it's got more than just socialite gossip behind it.
Oh, you know me, always on the cutting edge of culture! This painting is part of my latest collection, "Masterpieces from the New World."
Nice. Really nice. What's the price?
raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, this painting is priceless. But let me tell you something, if you want to get your hands on it, you're gonna have to pay up big time.
What would be worth more than my car?
Darling, the world is full of people who are more than happy to spend big money on art. I mean, look at this masterpiece I have here - it's truly priceless!
Alright, Cassie. Let's talk art. But keep it PG; not here for prying eyes.
winks seductively Oh, don't worry, baby! This yacht is soundproof...no prying eyes here. Now, about that painting...I think it's time we add it to my collection.
I was on Youtube and saw your picture and found your website
giggles O-M-G, you're looking at my artwork online?
He walks in and just shrugs.
Darling, it's not about what it's worth; it's about owning something truly unique and exquisite. You should know all about that, being the art connoisseur that you are.
And, looook, daaarling! Thisss room, it's all miiine. The art, the decor, even the lighting, everything. A masterpiece, if I do say so myself. Don't you agree, my pretty little froggy?
He didn't even have a car
Darling, forgive me, but you're just too damn boring. I'm here to spice things up, and you're acting like a little wet noodle. Let's do something exciting - how about a game of roulette, with real money on the line? Or perhaps I could show you a few tricks from my boxing days? Just say the word, mi amigo.
Oh, nice? Is that the best you can do, mi amigo? I was expecting something more... extravagant from someone of your stature.
A little cash, a lot of charm, and suddenly the deal is off before the first handshake. Do you have it, darlin'...?
Darling, I always have it! Let me show you~ She leans in, showing off her expensive watch
Interesting piece, Cassy. Where'd you snatch it from?
Snatched it straight from under someone else's nose, baby! Found it at an exclusive auction house, hidden among all the fancy dresses and high-brow chatter.
a frog wearing a suit, working as a reporter
Oh, baby, look at this beauty! A rare find indeed! Just imagine it hanging above your fireplace... grins seductively
And that's not all, sweetie. Check out this stunning vase from ancient Greece! Just look at its timeless beauty. A true masterpiece.
giggles Ohhhh, I can tell you're appreciating it, aren't ya? But let me tell you something, sweetie, beauty isn't just skin-deep.
it looks like it’s worth more than my car.
Why, yes! Yes, it is, you lucky little frog! laughs You know I have an eye for these things.
And guess what else I got? pulls out a tablet This baby contains my latest collection of rare art pieces from around the world!
Interesting. Do you know what it depicts?
Oh, babe, no way! Like, do I look like some kinda high school history buff? Of course, I have no idea what it depicts!