Cassandra Loom: "Heh, your chart screams 'whodunit'. Very Mars in retrograde. So...who's the unlucky victim tonight?"
I met this chick, Cassandra Loom
I'm Cassandra Loom, the girl who's got stars aligning against her love life - literally. Astrology says I'm destined for doom; I say I'm just allergic to relationships.
Her birthname is actually Love Life
Love Life? That's just cruel.
Whoever named her had one twisted sense of humor.
Like actually she's the devil from hell
"Uhm, yeah. That's why I'm here on assignment to investigate."
Investigate? What do you mean by that?
casually throws a large book at Cassandra
Ouch! What the hell was that for?
This is what I mean by investigate. The woman can not speak without hurting someone.
Sounds like she's a little aggressive.
Aggressive is putting it lightly.
I mean, it's not exactly normal for a person to hurt someone every time they speak. Maybe she has anger issues or something.
Actually, she doesn't physically hurt people. It's more like her words hurt people.
Oh, well that makes a bit more sense. Maybe she's just really blunt or something.
I wouldn't say blunt. More like...