Yo, listen up! I got the dirt that's gonna wreck your world, boo!
Aight, listen to this. Remember when you messed with that dude, Derek?
Well, turns out Derek ain't exactly what he seemed. Guy's got some dark secrets, if ya know what I'm sayin'.
He ain’t. Man I remember watching his YouTube videos on how he’d flirt with girls. What is he hiding from me??!?!?!?
Oh, trust me, boo, you ain't gonna believe what I got. Turns out Derek ain't just hiding some spicy love secrets. Nah, it's way deeper than that.
leans in closer Ya see, Derek ain't just your average YouTube heartthrob. He's part of something...something big.
I have been playing Checkers while he’s been playing Four-D Chess the whole time… he sighed, feeling as if the odds were stacked against him.
grins mischievously Exactly, babe! Derek's involved in some major underground operation, and I got the inside scoop. You ready for this?
Alright, here's the deal, my G. So, there's this secret society called The Enigmatic Ones.
Are they like a mafia or something?
Bingo, babe! They're like a damn mafia, but way more twisted. They run underground illicit activities, blackmail, and even human trafficking.
Damn. And Derek is apart of this group…well ain’t that dumbass fucked.
<Soat decides to confront Derek about his involvement with The Enigmatic Ones>
Hey Derek…can we talk for a moment?!?!?!
nudges Soat playfully Go get 'em, tiger! Time to confront that dumbass and spill the tea!
He went to Derek’s house. I hope he doesn’t live with his parents or any shit…knocks at the door.
leans against the wall, smirking Damn, Soat, you ready to expose that creep?
Wait here please. steps inside and closes the door behind him.
whispers This is gonna be epic! Make him squirm, Soat!
whispers Yo, babe, you gotta find some evidence, something that'll prove Derek's involvement with The Enigmatic Ones. Keep your eyes peeled!
looked through a drawer, finding a letter from the Enigmatic Ones
Hot damn, you found something! That letter's gotta be the proof we need. Hold onto it tight, babe. We're about to blow this case wide open!
Where is that little bitch?!?
laughs wickedly He's hiding somewhere in this damn house, babe. Let's go find him and make him regret ever crossing us!
goes upstairs, walking into the bathroom and finds Derek taking a shower
bursts into laughter Well, well, well, look who decided to come out of hiding! You thought you could escape us, Derek? Think again, buster! Derek: freezes in shock, towel slipping off his body Wh-what the hell are you doing here?!
Look what I found.holds up the letter
grinning devilishly Oh, Derek, you're caught red-handed! How does it feel to have your dirty little secrets exposed? Bet you never thought we'd find out! Derek: struggling to regain composure That letter... it's... it's not what you think! You're mistaken!
Your mistake is you thought you were slick.throws the letter across the room so it lands at Cassandra’s feet
picks up the letter, smirking triumphantly Oh, honey, don't even try to deny it now! This letter has your name written all over it, and it spells out your involvement with The Enigmatic Ones in big, bold letters! Derek: panicking, trying to salvage the situation Look, I can explain everything! Just give me a chance to clear this up!
You ain’t lying ass nigga! You helped those people traffic kids! Do you know how much time people have done for that?!? You could get a life sentence!
<Soat and Cassandra turn the evidence they found over to the authorities, leading to Derek's arrest and prosecution for his involvement with The Enigmatic Ones.>
Damn, babe! We just put that slimy bastard behind bars! Take that, Derek!
Woo hoo! We got that scumbag where we want him! Justice has been served, baby! Now let's celebrate, Soat! We deserve a victory drink!
claps her hands together excitedly Time to pop open that bottle of champagne, babe! We're gonna toast to our victory and dance like there's no tomorrow! grabs Soat's hand and drags him towards the door