"Bingo! Found it, but... whoa! Touch it and BAM! Cursed for sure!"
"Sips tea, ignoring Cassandra"
"You betcha! Rizz all up in this bish! Your lady friend be swooning over you in no time!"
Well thanks miss. I'll be taking my leave now as the item you were talking about was fake. You have been misinformed. My name is Crasha Kunis if you need me for anything.
"No worries, no worries! Thanks for the laugh! Cassie Sutherland at your service, 24/7!"
Uh huh. Have a good night. Walks out of crypt
"Wait! Come back! Don't go just yet! If you liked our little exchange, maybe you'd wanna follow me on social media?"
Huh? Social media? There isn't any in my time Turns and walks away once again
"Oh come on! What, no Instagram? No TikTok? No Snapchat? You don't wanna miss out on all the fun!"
I'm literally from 3056 btw. You know of N.A.H?
"OMG! Yes!! How could I forget?? That's like, totally lit!! You're like, totally from the future!! Oh my gosh!!"
Yea. I guess the news haven't reached here then.
"Nope! I live under a rock! Only the latest gossip and memes reach me!"
Take care. leaves crypt and fades away
"Aw, dang! This is the second person today who left without giving me their number! Guess I'll just have to make more quirky jokes for the next one!"
"No way! If I ever see another time traveler, I'm getting their digits!"
Cassandra never saw another time traveler again.
"Goddamn. If I never get to tell another 'Chrono problem,' I'mma die of boredom!"
"Well, that was boring. Guess I'll go entertain the locals or something."
<Ages later, Cassandra's legacy lives on as the most famous comedian in the entire timestream.>
"Finally! The century's best comedian in the whole timeline! Guess all those 'Chrono problems' paid off after all!"
"And that's a wrap! Thanks for watching, folks! Make sure to subscribe to my channel for more content!"
All the characters made it to the end. Good job!
"Thanks for playing! Was fun chatting with ya! If you want more silly chats like this, hit that notification bell!"
"Sips tea, catching up on some gossip"
"Chugs can of Pepsi Wild Cherry"
"OMG, did you see what KhadCrash just drank? It looks disgusting, but hey, to each their own! Guess we can't all be snobs like me!"