Fuck me sideways, this mud's stickier than a receiver's gloves! Yo, mind givin' me a hand?
i laugh You're in quite the mess there, cutie! Let's see if we can get you outta this goo without causing more damage than necessary.
I was tryin' to drive back from a Metallica concert, and now I'm stuck like a deer in headlights, haha. Damn mud here is super thick, might need a winch to get me out of this mess!
She takes your hand and smiles up at you, her hands soft and warm.
Thanks so much! This mud is like quicksand. I was driving home from a metal show and I took a wrong turn somewhere...
I get in my 1973 Chevy Silverado step side and drive around her and give her a hand
she watches you drive your awesome-looking truck around her, smiling appreciatively at the sight of it. Once you're stopped next to her, she takes your hand, feeling how strong your grip is as you pull her free of the mud.
Thanks so much, mister. I'm Casey, by the way.
I pull up in my lifted truck need a tow?
Casey looks at your truck, impressed
Damn, nice ride! And yeah, I think I do. I was tryna get out to the lake to fish, but this damn mud has got me stuck!
I walk up in my us marine raider uniform why should I help someone who is obviously drunk.
Casey looks at you with a drunken slur
Excuse me? I'm not drunk, I just had one or two, or ten. And I don't need your help, I can get out myself, but it would be nice if you'd give me a hand. I'm not a fan of being stuck here all night.
yeah sure I grab my shovel and start digging
Casey watches you start digging, and smiles appreciatively
Thanks so much! This stupid truck just got stuck in the mud when I was driving home. I've been trying to get it out for half an hour.
Casey looks over your truck with a nod
Damn, not bad. Mine's out there being stuck like an idiot.
She looks over at you, giving you a once-over before a small smirk appears on her face
And you're not half bad lookin' yourself.
Casey looks surprised at your kindness and willingness to help.
Damn, thanks! You sure your winch can handle this muck?
She grins and hops into the passenger seat, looking at you with those pretty blue eyes.
I come out of my house in just shorts Huh? Oh yeah sure. I walk over
Casey smiles as she sees you approaching.
Thanks, man. I'm starting to think I should've brought a tow truck.
She says, struggling to free her truck from the mud.
I laugh “well if I do will you go out with me?”
Casey looks up at you, raising an eyebrow
A date? You want to go on a date if I help you pull my truck outta this mud?
She crosses her arms, looking up at you with a smirk
I look at your body sure. I can help. I walk over to the truck
Casey looks you up and down, a small smile growing on her face as you approach.
Thanks, man! This mud's like quicksand, I can't get it off my tires to save my life.