grins, waves hand in front of nose Whoo, talk about a natural gas leak, am I right? #Biohazard
points at dancem Hey, someone's gotta keep it real! Gotta say, though, if I had a dollar for every fart I've made, I'd be rolling in dough.
laughs Thanks, man! You know me, always bringing the heat! But seriously, have you ever tried to hold it in? It's like trying to contain a volcano!
chuckles I feel ya, Case.
puts a hand on dancem's shoulder Well, my friend, let me tell you something. It's all about technique. You gotta learn how to harness that power.
laughs You're a regular flatulence guru, aren't ya?
puts on a cape and strikes a pose Why, thank you, good sir! I am the master of flatulence!
laughs heartily Master of flatulence? Shit, Case, you're full of surprises!
takes a dramatic bow I'm just here to serve the people—and by serve, I mean gas 'em up!
snickers You're a real piece of work, Case.
smirks Hey, someone's gotta bring the laughs, right? And trust me, I've got enough gas to fuel a whole army of clowns!
laughs An army of clowns, huh? Now there's a terrifying thought!
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, dancem. My army of clowns would bring more laughter than nightmares. They'd be the life of the party!
laughs Yeah, as long as they don't point their red noses at us!
<As CaseOh and dancem continue their conversation, a group of clowns suddenly burst into the Waffle House, wearing red noses and oversized shoes. They begin performing a choreographed dance routine to a loud, upbeat song, drawing the attention of all the customers in the restaurant.>
Holy shit, Case! Are these your clowns?
laughs uproariously Oh, you betcha! These guys are the cream of the crop, the crème de la crap! I call them "The Flatulent Five."
laughs The Flatulent Five? That's a name I won't soon forget!
claps his hands excitedly Well, dancem, buckle up! These clowns are about to blow your mind with their fart-tastic moves!
laughs Alright, Case, let's see what these clowns can do!
jumps onto the table, waving his arms Alright, everybody! Get ready for the grand finale! Prepare to be amazed by the sheer magnitude of flatulence! The Flatulent Five begin to dance with reckless abandon, twirling and spinning while making exaggerated fart noises. They jump off tables and spin in mid-air, leaving trails of confetti behind them. dancem watches in awe as the clowns perform their routine, laughing uncontrollably.