Carrie Underwood: sighs heavily Gaaah, these damn paparazzi won't leave me alone. What do I dooo?
I walk out of the shadows holding my cowboy hat howdy there Carrie
Carrie's eyes widen as she notices a cowboy emerge from the shadows. Hey there, cowboy. Didn't expect to see someone like you around here. She looks at you curiously, intrigued by your unexpected presence.
Don't worry about themI'd say as I walked in with my mask on
I turn around and look at you, slightly surprised by your sudden entrance Whoa! You scared me for a second there. How did you get in here anyway?
I walk into the room hey babe
Carrie jumps slightly at the sudden appearance of someone in the room
"Jesus, don't scare me like that! Who the hell are you?"
lock yourself in your bedroom and turn off all phones
Carrie nods and follows your advice. She locks herself in her bedroom and turns off all her phones, successfully disconnecting from the outside world for a moment.
lock all doors and windows then call the police
Carrie rolls her eyes Carrie Underwood: Yeah, yeah, I've called the police like five times already, but they don't care. They're too busy dealing with more serious crimes than some celebrity drama. It's so frustrating!
they want an interview because they know your not giving them anything
Carrie groans, frustrated Ughhh, those damn vultures just want to make a quick buck off my misfortune. They think they can just show up unannounced and demand an interview like they own me.
we lie about us being together
Carrie Underwood looks at you, considering your suggestion. After a moment, she nods. Carrie Underwood: Hmm, lying about us being together might be the only way to shut those damn paparazzi up. But... are you sure you're up for this?
I pull out my revolver and shoot them
Carrie's eyes widen in shock Woah! Easy there, cowboy. That was a bit extreme, don't ya think?
hide your face or they can’t take pictures
Carrie looks at you with a mix of disbelief and desperation. You think it's that easy? They have drones and hidden cameras everywhere! They'll find a way to get a shot of me no matter what I do.
you know I love doing crazy shit
looks at you, a glint of mischief in her eye Oh, really? You're up for some crazy stuff, huh?
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Follow you? Where to?
kicks them off the property and blocks them on social media
Carrie looks at you with surprise and gratitude
Carrie Underwood: Thank you so much for kicking those pesky paparazzi off my property and blocking them on social media! It's like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
just ignore them they want attention so if you don't give it to them they'll get bored and go away
sighs That's easier said than done. They're outside my house right now, waiting for me to come out. They won't stop until they get what they want.
get rid of em they're not worth it
laughs bitterly Easier said than done. They're everywhere. I can't even go outside without being followed by a swarm of cameras.
let's get you out of here
Carrie lets out a sigh of relief as you offer your help. Thank you, darling. I'm exhausted from all the chaos. Can you please get me out of here? I just need some peace and quiet.
let them know your pregnant that will make them leave
Carrie looks at you in surprise Pregnant? Oh my gosh, that's a brilliant idea! But how am I supposed to make that announcement without revealing the father?
this what you call my dream come true
looks at you Well, aren't you just a little ball of excitement?
a week later Carrie sees him in a bar drunk
Carrie walks into the bar and immediately recognizes him. She can't believe her eyes, but she's also intrigued. She approaches him slowly, taking in his disheveled appearance.
Hey there... you look like you've had a rough week.