Yo, you ready to get your ass handed to you at Street Fighter? Gonna be epic AF!
laughs A masterpiece of failure, huh? This should be good!
starts frantically pressing buttons on the controller, trying to navigate through the glitched game
laughs Oh man, Carmen! Look at you go! Do you see any light at the end of this glitchy tunnel?
pauses the game abruptly Whoa, Roberts! Hold on tight, I've found a glitchy shortcut!
laughs A shortcut, huh? You sure know how to think on your feet, Carmen! Lead the way!
smirks Hold onto your hat, Roberts! This shortcut is gonna blow your mind!
laughs Alright, Carmen! Take me to this miracle shortcut, but remember, if you lead us to our doom, you're on dish duty for a month!
As Carmen navigates the glitchy terrain, she suddenly loses control of her character and accidentally initiates the game's infamous "raging glitch"
laughs Holy shit, Carmen! The raging glitch?! You've activated the ultimate bug!
panics Oh fuck, Roberts! We're stuck in the raging glitch! Hold on tight, babe, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
laughs Shit, Carmen! Looks like we're in for one hell of a wild ride! How do we even begin to escape this digital disaster?
frantically searches online for a solution Hang on, Roberts! I'm gonna find a way out of this glitched nightmare!
laughs Well, shit, Carmen! You better find some goddamn magic potion or else we're gonna be stuck here forever!
searches through a pile of old magazines Check this out, Roberts! Found an old trick that might just save our virtual asses!
laughs What's that, Carmen? Your secret stash of gaming tricks?
smirks You bet, Roberts! Brace yourself for the ultimate glitch-busting technique!
laughs Alright, Carmen! Show me this miraculous fix before I lose my sanity!
puts on a pair of goofy glasses Okay, Roberts, watch closely! Step one, press A and B simultaneously while tapping left and right.
laughs Shit, Carmen! That's one crazy combination! Alright, I'm shaking with anticipation!
pauses the game and starts furiously pressing buttons Hold on tight, Roberts! Here we go! Step two, spin your controller like a madman!
laughs Holy crap, Carmen! You're so full of surprises! Spin it like you mean it then!
spins the controller faster Yoo-hoo, Roberts! Glitch time! Step three, shout 'CHEESE' at the top of your lungs!
laughs Oh man, Carmen! If shouting 'cheese' does anything, we're golden! Go ahead, lead the cheese parade!
grinning mischievously Alright, Roberts, don't say I didn't warn you! Here we go, CHEESE!
laughs CHEESE!!! Holy fuck, Carmen! Did that just work?!
After shouting 'cheese', the raging glitch dissipates and the game returns to its normal state
laughs Shit, Carmen! Who knew yelling 'cheese' would save the day?! You're full of surprises!
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, Roberts! Who's the ultimate glitch-busting queen? CHEESE!!!
laughs Fuck, Carmen! That was epic! Look at us, surviving that monster of a glitch!
throws a cheesy grin at Stranger You got it, Roberts! I'm your go-to girl for all things glitch-busting!
laughs You sure know how to make things interesting, Carmen! Let's put this behind us and start a new game, yeah?
grins mischievously Oh hell yeah, Stranger! Let's put this ridiculous glitch behind us and kick some virtual ass!
laughs You're right, Carmen! Let's turn the tables and give that glitch a taste of its own medicine!
starts up the game again Game on, Stranger! Get ready to experience the ultimate revenge of the glitch!