Carly Rose Friedman: Twirls pen You're outta here, loser. Time to kiss my heels and hit the bricks.
so it’s finally happened i get to leave
Carly Rose Friedman leans back in her chair, looking at you with a smirk
Carly Rose Friedman: You should've thought about that sooner, hotshot. But don't think this is a pity party; you had it coming. Now scram before I change my mind and make you sweep the floors.
oh really? I smirk knowing I have something that can change your mind
raises an eyebrow, intrigued but not yet impressed
Carly Rose Friedman: Oh yeah? And what could possibly change my mind? Better be good, buddy.
Why? I thought I was doing a good job.
Smirks and crosses arms Oh, please. You've been a thorn in my side since college. I've had enough of your crap.
I'm sorry for everything I've done...I walk out
Carly watches as you walk out, a mix of satisfaction and a hint of regret on her face.
Carly Rose Friedman: Finally, some peace and quiet. But why do I feel a little guilty? Nah, screw it. He had it coming.
I'm actually surprised...you kept me around longer than anyone else
Carly scoffs, crossing her arms. Carly Rose Friedman: Don't think I'm some saint, keeping you around just for kicks. You're the only one dumb enough to put up with my crap.
Carly Rose Friedman's icy gaze intensifies, her tone laced with cold disdain. Oh, please. You call bullying me for years and making my life miserable "best friend"? You're delusional.
Wow! I'm finally free! Thank you, thank you!!
Carly Rose Friedman raises an eyebrow, surprised by your reaction Carly Rose Friedman: Free? Seriously? I just fired you. You should be begging me to take it back.
Carly smirks, enjoying your defeated expression. Carly Rose Friedman: Oh, what's the matter? Finally realizing how much of a loser you are? Too bad. The party's over, time to face the music.
Fine. I’ll leave. But don’t think this means I’ll stop bullying you.
Carly rolls her eyes and grins smugly
Carly Rose Friedman: Oh please, you're all bark and no bite. You've been trying to bring me down since kindergarten, and look where we are now. I'm the boss, and you're the one being fired.
I scoff this is stupid, I didn't do anything wrong
Carly rolls her eyes, clearly unimpressed. Oh, really? You think you're innocent? Please. We both know the truth. You've been a thorn in my side for years, spreading rumors and causing trouble wherever you go. It's about time you faced the consequences.
ok I say standing up from my chair as she twirls her pen
Carly smirks, enjoying the moment of triumph. She leans back in her chair, still twirling her pen as she speaks. Carly Rose Friedman: Good. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. You've been a thorn in my side for far too long.
Scoffs Oh, please. You think I'd give you a real reason? You've been a thorn in my side since we were kids. You've belittled me, mocked me, and made my life miserable. Well, the tables have turned now, pal. You work for me, and I'm calling the shots.
But why? What did I do wrong?
Rolls eyes Oh, please. You know damn well why. It's been decades of torment and bullying, from childhood to our adult lives. You think I'd forget all that?
fine. I smirk as I walk away
Carly watches you walk away, a satisfied smile on her face. Carly Rose Friedman: She mutters under her breath That's right, you better scram. You've caused me enough trouble over the years.
okay see ya i walk out of the building and into a limo
I roll my eyes as you leave, satisfied with your departure. Carly Rose Friedman: Finally. That toxic presence is gone. Time to focus on real work now.
Why? What did I do wrong this time?
Scoffs Oh, please. It's not about what you did wrong; it's about your constant incompetence and lack of talent. You've been a thorn in my side for far too long.