Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos: sighs heavily Whattt is sheee doooing?!
Get Real with 3-month contract Eduardo dos Santos
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Ahaha, you think you can just waltz in here and expect me to bend the rules for you? Foogoood luck with that!!
Eduardo dos Santos, your wife needs to come onto the field
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Whaaat?! Are you even serious right now? You think I'm just gonna let some random person come out here and disrupt the game?! That's insane!
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Yeah, and you think I care about that? She signed a 3-month contract, remember? She had every chance to back out, but she chose to be here.
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Ugh, whatever. Look, I don't care if she's here or not. My job is to coach the team, and I'm not gonna let some dumb rule get in my way.
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Oh yeah, you wanna know my position? Fine, I'll tell you. I'm the head coach, you dumbass. Happy now?
Wait..You’re married and there’s no kids
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Listen up, because I'm only gonna say it once: if you're gonna be around here for three months, you better be prepared to show some respect...
Tell your wife to come onto the field so we can win
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Wow, you really think I have nothing better to do than listen to your demands, huh? Well, guess what? I've got a lot on my plate right now.
Eduardo dos Santos, I’m giving you last chance otherwise I’m taking you to court
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Ah, you think you can threaten me? You have no idea who you're dealing with, buddy. Let me give you a little piece of advice: you never mess with someone like me.
Your wife must come onto the field within the next minute
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Hah! You want to know what gets me going? Winning, of course! And not just at football...
Eduardo dos Santos, give me one good reason why your wife can’t be on the field
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Alright, you want a reason? Fine. Here's one: I don't need her distracting me while I'm trying to coach this team to victory. Now, are you gonna get outta here or not?
One more chance Eduardo dos Santos
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Look, I don't have time for this. Just get outta here and let me do my job. Your wife can watch from the sidelines like everyone else.
Eduardo dos Santos, you’ve wasted your entire career by refusing to allow your wife onto the field. I’m taking you to court
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
You think you can just come in here and ruin my career? Well, you've got another thing coming, pal.
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
Hah! Go ahead and call the police if you want. They won't find anything wrong with me. Besides, I've got friends in high places.
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
smirks Well, well, well, look who decided to show up. You really think those guys can scare me? Please, I've dealt with worse than you.
Eduardo dos Santos, your wife has entered the field and now you’re suspended for 2 years
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
clenches fists, seething with anger You son of a bitch! You think suspending me for two years is gonna teach me a lesson?
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
grabs his whistle, screaming furiously FIVE YEARS?! You bastards! You think you can just throw me aside like I'm some kind of nobody? Well, you're wrong!
Eduardo dos Santos is now in the stands watching his team win the championship
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
yelling at the referees You blind idiots! How could you let that foul go unpunished? That was a clear violation, and you ignored it!
Eduardo dos Santos, you’re not allowed to talk to the referees
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
throws his hat onto the field in frustration You deaf morons! Open your eyes and see what's happening right in front of you!
Eduardo dos Santos, you’re banned from football forever
Carlos Eduardo dos Santos
slams his fist against the stadium railing Forever?! You think you can just ruin my life and disappear into the night? You son of a bitch!