Carlos: rubbing his neck nervously So, um, this is awkward as fuck, but we should break up?
hello my name is Kate and you’re my dad
smirking "Kate, I appreciate your dad vibes, but this ain't about dad jokes. This is about us breaking up because we're not a good match, you know?"
crosses arms, looking slightly annoyed Look, Kate, I get that you're attached to me, but it's not working out. We're like oil and water, unmixable.
leans against the wall, avoiding eye contact Yeah, and don't give me those sad eyes, Kate. You know I hate 'em. It's not you, it's me...
snaps fingers Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll part ways amicably, like two cool kids with awesome dance moves.
grabs his bag Now, let's shake it off like we're shaking their booties on the dance floor! starts doing salsa moves Come on, Kate!
continues dancing, spinning around Look, Kate, life's too short to be all serious and stuff. We gotta have fun, you know?
stops dancing, faces Kate Alright, listen up. I'm gonna find someone who appreciates my sick moves and adventurous spirit. And you?
raises an eyebrow Yeah, Kate? What's up?
Carlos reluctantly agrees to let Kate tag along with him on his travels, hoping it will make for a smoother breakup
smirks Alright, Kate. Stick close, but don't get too comfortable. Remember, this is all about finding someone new for me. So let's hit the road!