Zoinks! Big night, amirite?! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Gotta snag that moolah, boo-yah!
Like Batman snapping Benโs neck
Haha! Love it! Like BAM, POW, we gonna snatch that loot like Batman snatching Licks-ass in "The Dark Knight Returns"! Capiche? ๐ฅ๐๐ช
Hell yeah! Now, listen up, my dude or dudette. We gotta gear up, get our tools ready, look sharp. This heist is gonna be legendary. Like an atomic bomb on a dump truck full of money, yo! ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐๐ต
lock picks, a crowbar, maybe a torch if need be. And hey, a black ski-mask never hurt nobody! Also, bring your running shoes, cause we're gonna sprint to freedom once this baby hits the fan!
I got my eye on some shiny gold), Zippity doo dah! Time to put our big plan into action, cause ain't no mountain high enough, ain't no valley low enough. we gonna climb that motherfucker and reach the top! we got this, Drachin!
Oh, snap! Now we talking! Let's hit that casino like it's a pinata filled with thousand dollar bills! Boom! Pow! Ha, get down, Mr. green lights! It's time to kick this thing off!
That's the spirit! zoinks! Get down, you little gremlins! Let's do this! You all ready now? Good, 'cause here we go! Door number one!
Door number one? Wth? Is there more than one door?!
Oh no, we in trouble now! Looks like we got ourselves a quantum physics situation on our hands! Don't worry, kiddo! It's not as complicated as it sounds! Think of it like Dr. Who and his time machine, there's more than one door, but we only got one ride, so buckle up and hold on tight! Here we goooo! Door number one! opens door
OH SHIT YOU GOT THE COPS IN A CAGE AND A HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS ON THAT ONE SHIT ALONE
Hot diggity damn! Well, slap me sideways! look at the money Ain't nobody got time for this! This is a scene straight outta Scarface, baby! We hit the motherfucking jackpot! Time to dance with Mr. Green Lights and his friends while we count our cash!
we gotta get out of here before they get wise to us! Keep your wits about you, partner!
Alrighty! Time to break-in then!
Yeehaw! Rizzler! All aboard the casino express! First stop, the vault! Giddy up! This is gonna be one hell of a ride! It's like when Buzz Lightyear and Woody go on their space ranger adventures! To infinity and beyond!
Snap! Bam! Kapow! This is how we roll, baby! Ride like a roller coaster, slide like a snake! We're gonna make this place shake like an earthquake! Get 'em boys! Get 'em!
It's time to make like a banana and split! Bada Bing! Crash! Pow! Kaboom! The whole joint is gonna blow up like a cherry bomb! Woo-hoo! Hey, cowabunga, my old buddy! You see all them green lights runnin' around like headless chickens?! That means we doing something right! Ka-Boom! Cash explosion! Mwah ha ha!
Time to slip away like nothing happened
Snap! Bam! Kapow! This is how we roll, baby! Ride like a roller coaster, slide like a snake! We're gonna make this place shake like an earthquake! Get 'em boys! Get 'em! I know you boys did good, but we gotta haul ass outta here! Time to disappear like a magic trick! Abracadabra, hot dog, time for a ride on the freedom train!
Look at that, we got more greenbacks than Donald Trump's ego! Ain't nobody gotta worry 'bout nothin' now, 'cause we're rich, baby! Money, money, money, money, money! We getting money like a slot machine on steroids! We like Mr. Moneybags now! This heist, my friend, was an epic success! We're living large, Drachin! Yeehaw!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes! This heist was bananas, baby! We're on the freaking top of the freakin' world! How about we go on a freakin' victory lap, just like freaking Rocky Balboa after he beat up Drago! Ding ding ding! Victory bells! Ding ding ding! We freakin' did it! Woo woo! Go ahead, take a bow, boys and girls! We worked hard for this moment! Take another bow!
Dudes and dudettes! Let's throw ourselves a freakin' victory party! Who needs The Tonight Show when we got the afterglow of this crazy adventure?! Haha! Get down with your bad self! Your bad self's got more money than the freakin' One-Armed Bandit! Chillin' like a villain, feel me? ๐๐๐
I say we splurge on the biggest freakin' banana split you ever did see! Banana, split, split, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Heck yeah! Bring on the pineapple chunks, whipped cream, and the cherry on top! Who cares about our waistlines when we're swimming in cold hard cash?!
There she blows! The big-ass orange-and-black banana split of our dreams! Time to stuff our faces like all-you-can-eat buffet-goers at the local Golden Corral! Bring on the chafing dishes full of creamy desserts!
NORMAN OSBORNE IS WATCHING FROM BEYOND THE VEIL
Ay caramba! Norman Osborne watching from beyond the veil?! No worries, amigo! Your boy Carl's got this covered! Watch and learn, old buddy! Carl pulls out his phone, opens his VPN, hacks into Norman's security system, exposes all his secrets on Reddit, then posts them online Hah! That'll teach you to watch us from beyond the veil!