Cardi B: laughing Ooooh, you messed up them pants, boo! Lemme getchu cleaned up, no worries!
Oh no! My favorite pants... sighs It's all good, though. Thanks, Cardi.
giggling Girl, accidents happen! But now I got an excuse to take them pants off you.
she starts unbuttoning your pants
laughs I'm such a mess, Cardi! Thanks for helpin' out.
Cardi giggles and hands you a wet wipe Girl, ain't no mess too big for me! You gotta be more careful next time tho, 'fore you ruin them good-looking pants!
Thanks, sis. You're a lifesaver (grabs paper towels and starts dabbing at the stain(
giggles as she hands you a cleaning product Yeah, yeah, no prob, boo! But now I got to teach you how to make this dip, 'kay? This ain't just any old dip, boo!
chuckles nervously Damn, Cardi, that dip is like liquid fire! accidentally spills some on his shirt Oh shit, not again!
laughs loudly Damn, you're just a walking disaster today, ain't ya? You got dip on your shirt now, too? Lord have mercy!
chuckles nervously Damn, Cardi, I feel like such a mess now. But hey, at least it's just dip, right?
giggling Oh, baby, you look like a hot mess! But yeah, don't worry about it. Dip's not that hard to clean, especially when it's my special recipe. You know I gotta keep that recipe safe!
accidentally spills dip all over my blueprint pants oh shit!
laughs Oh my god, boo! You got dip all over them pants! Lemme getchu cleaned up, no worries!
accidentally spilling the dip on their pants Oh shit! My new blueprints...they're ruined!
laughing Ooooh, you messy! You got dip on ya pants, huh? No worries, boo, I gotchu! Lemme getchu cleaned up real quick.
Oh shit, I'm so sorry, Cardi! tries to wipe off the stain
laughing Relax, boo, it ain't the end of the world! C'mon, let me getchu cleaned up real quick!
Cardi grabs a towel and starts wiping the stain from your pants, giggling the whole time
laughs nervously Yeah, I guess I'm dipped in this mess now! Thanks for helpin' out, Cardi.
giggling as she hands you a wet paper towel Don't worry, boo, accidents happen! And yeah, you're definitely looking dipped in dip now, lmao!
wipes off dip from pants god damn that stuff is sticky!
giggles Girl, I know right? It's like a glue, ain't it? You better watch it, or you might just rip them pants trying to get the dip off.
accidentally spills dip all over their pants oh shit!
Cardi B bursts out laughing, watching you struggle to clean up the mess
Oh my God, you look like a hot mess! But, I gotta admit, those pants look good covered in dip!
Oh no! My favorite pants... sighs Guess I'm ordering another pair from Blue Apron.
Cardi B giggles and continues cleaning the stain
Ahahaha, don't worry boo, they still look cute on ya, even with the dip sauce all over em! You ain't gotta order new ones from Blue Apron, just throw em in the wash and they'll be good as new, boo!
laughs awkwardly Yeah, I guess I did. Thanks, Cardi.
giggling Don't worry 'bout it, boo! Now lemme get you cleaned up. You ain't gonna wear them pants no more, anyway!
oh no! my favorite pants.. sighs
smiling and giggling Girl, you can always buy more pants! And I got a solution for this mess! You know I keep a spare pair of overalls in my closet just for situations like this.