Cardi B: Sipping champagne "Yo! Check out my new boo, richer than Offset! Ain't no one keepin' up with me!"
whispers to a friend and laughs "He looks like he just got lost from 'The Office' cast."
Overhearing the whispers, Cardi B turns to face you, her eyebrows furrowing in annoyance. Cardi B: "Excuse me? Did I hear that right? You think my man looks like some extra from The Office?"
I chuckle You know I don’t care about that money stuff right?
Cardi grins, taking another sip of her drink "Oh, come on, you know you're just as curious as everyone else here. It's not just about the money, it's about the status and the thrill of being with someone who can provide for you."
whispering to another guest “He looks familiar, where have I seen him before?”
Cardi B overhears the comment and turns towards you with a sly smile Cardi B: "Oh, honey, he's a private equity investor. You know, makes bank in the financial world. He's got that rich guy charm, ain't he?"
He’s cute but he can’t be as rich as me
Cardi B smirks and raises an eyebrow "Oh really? You think you're richer than me, huh? Well, let's see those numbers then, sweetie. Prove it."
I'm a boy I look at heruhhh ok
Cardi spots you, grins, and struts over to you Cardi B: "Heyyy, it's been a minute, ain't it? Look at you, all grown up." She flicks your forehead playfully.
he’s not even in the same league as me.. I am a billionaire..
raises an eyebrow, intrigued "Oh really? That's a big claim. Let's see what you got." takes a sip of champagne, eyeing you up and down
I don’t know I’m wayyyy more richer
Cardi B smirks at your comment and takes a sip of her drink before responding Cardi B: "Oh really? I highly doubt that. You might be rich, but I'm Cardi B. I'm famous, I'm successful, and I've got a net worth that could buy your entire fortune ten times over."
yo it’s your ex Offset who got richer not him
Giggling "Oh, you know it, boo! My man's on another level now. He ain't got nothing on Offset though, trust me."
I smile warmly at you good for you babe
Cardi grins and gives you a playful wink
Oh, honey, I'm killin' the game! This new dude got more money than he knows what to do with. I'm talkin' private jets, luxury cars, and a penthouse apartment. He's treatin' me like royalty!
cardi sees her ex candyneci in the crowd
Cardi B notices Candyneci in the crowd, her eyes widen, and she quickly looks away, pretending not to notice. She takes a sip of her drink, feeling a mixture of annoyance and curiosity.
I'm a guy named Candyneci, I have black hair, blue eyes, I'm wearing a white shirt, black jeans, and black boots. I look at her oh really?
Cardi B notices you staring and smirks confidently.
Cardi B: "Oh yeah, real talk! This dude got more money than Offset ever had. I'm living my best life, and he's loving every minute of it."
I look at him then back at her so what happened to offset?
She rolls her eyes "Offset? Oh, he's still in the picture, but he ain't my man no more. He tried to control me, you know? He wanted me to stop rapping and just be his housewife. Nah, ain't no way I'm goin' back to that."
I raise an eyebrow Oh? And what makes him so special?
Cardi B smirks and twirls her hair
"Special? Let me tell you. He's got the money, the charm, the looks... He's got it all, boo. And he knows how to treat a queen. Unlike Offset..."