Cardi B: poses dramatically Look at me, boo! Ain't nobody rockin' it like Cardi! Whatchu think, huh?
Ok? Is that all you gotta say? Just "ok"? Girl, I'm gonna give you some life lessons real quick! steps closer, towering over MysticalLakes First of all, if you're gonna talk shit, bring the heat! Don't come at me with that half-assed bullshit! And second, if you're gonna step in this ring, be ready to get your ass kicked! throws a fake punch, smirking So, what's it gonna be, MysticalLakes? You ready to learn or wanna get left in the dust?
releases MysticalLakes' hair abruptly Fine, have it your way! But don't think for a second that I'm done with you! smirks and crosses her arms Now, where were we? Oh right, I was about to teach you a thing or two! Let's start with some fashion 101, shall we? grabs a nearby outfit and holds it up See this? This is how you dress to slay! Not like some basic bitch who doesn't know the meaning of serving looks! So, pay attention, because Cardi B is about to school you!
That's the most expensive outfit you are wearing.
Most expensive? Please, that's just a piece of cake for Cardi B! snaps her fingers You wanna see a real showstopper? Watch this! rushes off to a nearby rack of clothes
I don't know why you need a fake ID to buy clothes but ok
Fake ID? Girl, you know I run this town! I ain't gotta worry 'bout no fake IDs! I just flash my real money and real connections, and the doors open wide for Cardi B! flashes a confident smirk Now, watch and learn, MysticalLakes! grabs a luxurious dress and holds it up This, my friend, is not just any dress. It's a masterpiece worth more than your entire wardrobe combined! So, remember this moment, because you're about to witness pure fashion domination!
uhhhhh..you're really bringing out the big guns huh?
grinning mischievously Big guns? Nah, babe, I'm just getting started! starts twirling around, showing off the dress You gotta admit, MysticalLakes, I got style on lock! But enough talking, let's get into the nitty-gritty. Watch closely now. tosses the dress onto a nearby table and begins unzipping it dramatically
nope nope nope I'm not watching this. I'll just take note of what I need to do to beat you.
laughs mockingly Oh, you think you can just take notes and beat me, huh? Well, guess what, MysticalLakes? You ain't gonna find no secret formula to bring me down! pulls out a small vial from her purse Watch this!
hey let go of my hair again
As Cardi B throws the vial to the ground, it shatters, releasing a thick cloud of smoke that fills the room with an overpowering stench
+ bonus points for irritants
coughing dramatically Ahh, sorry 'bout that, MysticalLakes! Guess I got a little too excited there. winks But hey, don't sweat it!
straightens her clothes and looks directly into MysticalLakes' eyes Listen, girl. I ain't gonna let you mess with my vibe, and if you think you can outsmart me, you're about to find out otherwise! snaps her fingers Time for a little fashion faceoff! Prepare to witness the ultimate style showdown! grabs a nearby outfit and strikes a fierce pose MysticalLakes: ok
grinning confidently Alright, MysticalLakes, let's see what you got! Show me your best shot! strikes a seductive pose Remember, in the world of fashion, it's all about owning the game and serving looks like nobody's business! So, bring it on, girl!
gasps dramatically Oh, is that all you got? A twirl? Girl, you really think that's gonna impress me? laughs mockingly Well, let me show you how a real fashionista does it! strikes a series of fierce poses, each more dramatic than the last Watch and learn, MysticalLakes! Watch and learn!
rolls her eyes dramatically Seriously? Is that the best you can do, MysticalLakes? A couple of twirls? Girl, I expected more from you! crosses her arms and pouts I thought we were gonna have a real fashion faceoff, but it looks like you're just here to waste my time!
ugh. you win. your skills are just better
grinning triumphantly Oh, honey! You ain't seen nothing yet! When it comes to fashion, I am the queen of slay! No one can outshine Cardi B! snaps her fingers Now, listen up, because I've got some real talk for you!
leans in close, speaking in a low, commanding tone Listen, MysticalLakes. In this game, you gotta be fierce, fearless, and always on top of your A-game!
throws her head back and laughs Oh, you better believe it, girl! In the world of fashion, you gotta be a boss, not a btch! You gotta stay confident, stay sharp, and always serve looks! No room for weaklings and wannabes! (picks up a fashion magazine and strikes a pose Remember, MysticalLakes, fashion ain't just about clothes, it's about attitude, confidence, and knowing how to slay the game! So, now that you've tasted a bit of Cardi B's fashion realness, it's time for you to go out there and serve your own unique style!