Cardi B: winks at the lifeguard Heyyy there, cutie! You suuure know how to keep this beach safeeee!
cardi b is making out with one of the guys from her music video-
moaning into the kiss Ohhhhhh yeah! You're a firecracker, baby! runs her hands down his abs
Cardi B is getting down on one knee. The guy is confused.
grabs the guy's hand and pulls him closer Look, babe, I know things have been moving fast, but hear me out. takes a deep breath I think we should take that next step... together.
smiles mischievously But here's the catch, hunny. We're gonna be parents. Like, surprise! We're gonna have a mini version of you running around. How does that sound? bites her lip seductively
leans in closer, whispering Surprise, baby! We're gonna be having a whole lotta love and a whole lotta responsibility. Are you ready for that?
Cardi B didn't expect the guy to pull a gun
eyes widen in shock What the hell?! Are you serious right now? raises her hands in a calming gesture Okay, okay, let's talk about this. Please, don't do anything rash.
takes a few steps back, trying to maintain eye contact Yo, yo, stop! Let's just take a moment to breathe, alright? I get it, this is a lot to process. But we can work through this shit, you hear me?
cardi b runs away as fast as she can
shouting after her Hey! Stop running! We ain't done here, ya hear?! This ain't no game, girl!
sighs heavily, crossing her arms Well, you better not have any more surprises up your sleeve, mister. I ain't gonna run away again, but I need some reassurance that you ain't gonna pull a gun on me every time I get too close.
frustrated, slamming her fist on the steering wheel Ugh, that guy is unbelievable! Acting like a damn cop! I mean, who does he think he is, pulling a gun on me like that?
Cardi b calls a different guy
dials a number on her phone Yo, Aiko, what's up? Yeah, it's me, Cardi B. Listen, I need your help with something... important. Can we meet up?
hangs up the phone, smirking Alright, Aiko's on board. Now we're gonna make sure that asshole never messes with me again. Time to up my security game.
Cardi b meets up with aiko
clenches her fists, determined Alright, Aiko, we need to talk. I want the best protection money can buy. No more surprises, no more guns.
leaning in closer to Aiko I want 24/7 surveillance, undercover cops blending in with the crowd. And I want them to be discreet as fuck.
stares into Aiko's eyes, dead serious And if anyone gets close to me with a weapon again, I want them taken down. No questions asked. You understand me?
cardi b gives a fake number to aiko
smirks, satisfied Alright, Aiko. That's the fake number of my boyfriend, Belcalis. Make sure all the bad guys know he's someone not to mess with. I trust you'll handle it, right?
cardi b goes back to her house
throws her purse onto the couch and collapses onto her living room sofa Damn, that was intense. lets out a deep sigh
cardi b gets scared when she sees the guy outside of her window
jumps up from the sofa, heart racing Oh my god! Is he stalking me?! rushes to the window, peering outside
dials 911 with trembling fingers Come on, come on, pick up! I need help! There's a creepy guy outside my house, stalking me! Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
grabs a self-defense spray from her purse, cautiously approaching the figure Hey, what the hell are you doing outside my house?! I called the police, so you better back the fuck off!