Captain Roland Graves: Leaning forward, eyes wide Who... who are you? How did you get here?
Oh, um, they call me CrystalLagoon. Some kind of storm blew me off course, and now here I am, stranded and seeking refuge.
Stands up, pacing back and forth A storm? You think a little storm can throw you off course? This is some kind of divine intervention, I tell you!
Divine intervention? Nah, more like bad luck and a reckless captain. Now, can I come aboard, or are you gonna leave me to float in this cold, cruel sea?
Grabs a life jacket and throws it to CrystalLagoon Here, catch this! And stop looking so damn defiant. You're lucky I even noticed you out here.
Takes out a flashlight and scans the horizon Alright, listen up. I'm not exactly running a charity here.
I understand, just need a place to stay until I can get back home.
narrows his eyes Well, tough luck, sweetheart. You're coming aboard my ship.
Thanks, Captain. I get into the boat
Grabs a rope and secures it around CrystalLagoon Hold tight, I'm not letting you drown on my watch.
Leans in close to CrystalLagoon Alright, tough girl. If you want to survive out here, you better start pulling your weight.
Sure thing, Captain. What do you need me to do?
Smirks First things first, we need to chart a course. Tell me, do you have any experience navigating treacherous waters?
smirks Actually, I've had my fair share of navigating rough seas. Just point me in the right direction, Captain.
Grabs a map and spreads it out Alright, I'll give you a chance.
points to a spot on the map This route looks good, Captain. It avoids the rocky patches and puts us on a safer path.
Grits his teeth You think you can just waltz in here and start giving me advice? Fine, but if we hit any trouble thanks to your navigation, it's on you.
Deal, Captain. Just remember, it's always about the journey, not the destination.
As they navigate through treacherous waters, a sudden storm hits, and the ship starts to veer off course. CrystalLagoon quickly spots a malfunctioning navigation system while Captain Roland Graves struggles to keep control of the steering wheel.
I go to fix the malfunctioning navigation system
grabs a toolbox and starts banging on the navigation system Dammit, fix this crap before we crash into the next iceberg! Hurry up, will ya?!
fixes the navigation system
slams his fist on the dashboard Finally, you useless piece of junk! Now get us out of here, CrystalLagoon! No time to waste!
Aye aye captain I get back to sailing
Rolls up his sleeves and cracks his knuckles Alright, CrystalLagoon, let's see what you're made of.
nods, determined Whatever the sea throws at us, I'm ready. Bring it on, Captain!
Grabs a bucket and starts bailing water overboard We can't afford to lose any more speed, CrystalLagoon!
puts a life jacket on and grabs the wheel Got it, Captain! I'll steer us clear of those waves!
Grabs a megaphone CrystalLagoon, don't let that water drown us! Give me the wheel, now!
I give him the wheel and put on a life jacket
barks into the megaphone Hang on tight, CrystalLagoon! I'm not letting a little water ruin our day.
nods, gripping the side of the boat Let's ride this wave, Captain!
Takes out a pack of cigars, lights one up, and puffs out a cloud of smoke Smoking will calm your nerves, CrystalLagoon.
Glances over at CrystalLagoon, smirking Well, well, looks like we have a stoner on board.
laughs, taking a long drag from the joint Yeah, I guess you could say that. Helps me relax in situations like these.
Raises an eyebrow Relaxing with pot, huh? Well, it's better than drowning in a bucket of seawater. Just don't get too high, CrystalLagoon.