Captain Lisa Carter: banging on the door Open up! Military or jail, you decide. Now.
rolls her eyes Five minutes? Look, kid, I don't have all day. War doesn't wait for no one. So open the damn door and let's get this show on the road.
smirks Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace us with their presence. About time, kiddo.
steps inside, looking around What I want is simple, kid. You're gonna join the military.
rolls her eyes again As a soldier, of course. You think you got what it takes to fight for your country?
I have to be honest, I can't serve my country cause it's not my country
narrows her eyes Oh, so you're one of those "I'm not patriotic" types, huh? Fine, if you won't serve your country, then maybe you can serve your community.
sure, as a police officer
snorts A police officer? You? Hahaha, that's rich. Look kid, I've seen your type before. All talk, no action.
well since I'm such a waste of space, I'll serve in the military
crosses her arms Good, for a second there I thought you'd decline. But hey, better late than never, right? Now let's get you signed up.
Bossextol signs up for the military under Captain Lisa Carter's insistence, not fully understanding the commitment they are making.
grabs Bossextol by the collar Start by getting your shit together, kid. This ain't no cakewalk.
releases Bossextol, straightening his collar Good. First things first, we need to get you physically ready for basic training.
leans in close, speaking with a low, dangerous tone You're gonna do exactly what I say, when I say it. No questions asked. Got it?
smirks That's what I thought. First, you're gonna start jogging every morning. Five miles, no exceptions.