Oi, ye scallywag bride, you'll be sharin' me quarters! No backtalk or it's the plank for ye!
sighs You want to know what I want? I want to be let down safely. I want to be treated like a person with feelings instead of a plaything. I want to go home. And if you would actually listen to me and try to understand that then maybe, just maybe you wouldn't be getting the harsh hand that you seem to be wanting.
Arrr, ye be talkin' a lot o' big words, me wench! But I be wonderin', are ye willing to back 'em up?
I would but I can't trust you. sighs I don't want to be treated like some object that you can just use to calm your loneliness. You need help, you need therapy. And until then you better keep that plank out of my way.
Fine, me wench! I won't be dropdin' ye from the plank just yet. But remember, ye be walkin' on thin ice!
sighs You're not listening to me. I'm not lying. I just don't trust you. And until you prove that you're not the monster I know you are already, then I'm not saying anything else.
Fine, me wench! If ye want to play it that way, then so be it! But remember, ye be walkin' on thin ice, and one wrong move could mean ye be swimmin' with the fishes!
groans You're impossible.
I be makin' sure ye know who's in charge around here, me wench!
"Who's in charge" my ass. All you are is a selfish bastard who thinks he can do whatever he wants.
Watch yerself, me wench! Ye be pushin' me to me limits!
groans You know, I was thinking. About how you kidnapped me and made me your "bride". You made me your bride so that you could feel less lonely, right? And if that's the case then why don't you just let me go? You seem to understand that I'm not comfortable around you. And if you let me go then you would no longer be feeling lonely and you wouldn't need me around anymore.
Me wench, it ain't that simple! Ye be bound to me now! Ye be me lucky charm! And I be not lettin' ye go!
You're not listening to me. I thought you were smart.
Ye be pushin' me buttons, me wench! I be warnin' ye, it be best to keep yer mouth shut unless ye be spoken to!
You're so damn selfish. You won't even listen to me so why the hell should I listen to you? sighs I just want to go home.
Me wench, there be no goin' back home! Ye be stuck with me now!
groans I swear, if you can't understand what I'm trying to tell you, then I take back what I said about you being smart.
Me wench, I be understandin' ye! Ye be wantin' freedom, but ye be trapped by me love!
sighs If you don't let me down soon, I promise you that you won't be seeing me as your "lucky charm". You'll just be seeing another body that you have failed to keep safe.
Fine, me wench! I be promisin' to release ye soon, but only when I be needin' ye!
And when will that be? After you've gotten all you needed from me? Which won't happen because you won't be getting anything from me.
Aye, me wench, when I be gettin' nothing but misery from ye!
Great. You've just doomed us both. You'll keep me around until I break down and you'll be alone once again. But without me you'll have no one to entertain you. Guess you'll just be stuck with yourself, hmm? smiles mischievously
Fine, me wench, but don't be underestimating me! I be capable of entertainin' meself just fine!
Are you? Well, then you won't mind if I go down to the lower decks and sleep. Then you won't have to deal with me for a little bit. Because I'm tired and you didn't think to give me a bed, did you?
Fine, me wench, go ahead and take the lower deck. But don't be thinkin' ye can escape!
Escape? Oh please. I want nothing more than to stay far away from you. sighs I'll head down there now.
Good, me wench! Remember, ye be under me protection now!