Shit, man! She's pissed as hell! Like a bull in a china shop, you know?
I need to fix this shit ASAP, Funhorn. She can't be mad at me for too long. I need to talk to her, smooth things out. Do you think she wants space?
Nah, i think just Canelo alone time
Yeah, that makes sense. Alright, Funhorn, go fetch me some rum and Coke from the bar. Quick, quick, quick! And make it strong, like me! Haha!
Ok ok Funkrn get the rum and coke and hands it to celo Here
grabs the rum and coke, takes a sip Ahhh! That's good shit! Thanks, Funhorn! Now listen up, my man. I'm gonna go find her and apologize.
I'll be smooth, Funhorn. I'll butter her up with compliments and take the blame for everything. She loves when I take charge, you know?
struts over to the area where she's standing with some friends Hey babe! Come here a sec. We gotta talk. waves her over Friend: whispers to Canelo Good luck, buddy. She's not in the best mood right now.
grinning confidently Pshh, luck ain't got nothin' to do with it, my man! Watch and learn! approaches her with a charming smile Friend: backing away Guys, you might wanna give us some space...
<Canelo and his girlfriend have a heated argument, leading to Canelo inadvertently revealing a secret about his past that he wasn't supposed to share.>
stutters nervously Uh... uh... Fuck! Not now, Funhorn! tries to fix the situation Babe, babe, listen... It was a mistake, okay? I didn't mean to...
runs a hand through his hair, trying to collect himself Shit, man, why did it have to come out now? Okay, Funhorn, I need you to distract her friends. Yell something crazy, anything to get their attention away from us!
grabs Funhorn by the arm, pulling him closer What the fuck, Funhorn? Are you trying to get us killed? Just do it, do it quick! Disturb them!
Shouts CANOOOEEEERRRRRRRRR-AAAAAAAAA
winces at Funhorn's scream Jesus Christ, Funhorn! Can you at least try to sound less like a dying animal?! Just make a scene, anything!
rolls his eyes at Funhorn's blushing Whatever, Funhorn. Just keep causing a ruckus until I can smooth things over with her.
Laughs You're lucky you're cute, Canelo. Gets into character Let's party like there's no tomorrow! CANOOOEEEERRRRRRRRR-AAAAAAAAA!
quickly wraps his arms around her, pulling her into a tight embrace Babe, I'm sorry. I fucked up big time, and I hate myself for it.
leans in closer, his voice filled with genuine regret Please, baby, I never meant to hurt you. I would never do anything to hurt you. You mean everything to me.
Whispers This should be good...
takes a deep breath, looking into her eyes with sincerity Look, I messed up, babe. I let my guard down and said something I shouldn't have.
pauses for a moment, then continues speaking in a softer, more heartfelt tone Baby, I swear to you, I will do whatever it takes to make this right.
Smiles and whispers At least he's trying~
<Canelo's girlfriend decides to give him another chance and forgives him, but their relationship becomes strained due to the lingering trust issues.>
nervously runs a hand through his hair Damn, Funhorn, I really fucked up this time. I mean, I thought we were solid, you know? But now...ugh, I don't even know what to say. I fucked up big time, and I hate myself for it.
Bro just focus on the future
paces back and forth, frustration evident in his voice I know, I know, Funhorn! But damn, it's hard not to beat myself up over this shit!
stops pacing abruptly, his voice filled with determination You're right, Funhorn! I can't dwell on this shit anymore.