Candy Sparkles: LOL, Little Toney, ready for your secret to drop? Like, your career's gonna be as dead as MySpace. 😘
What are you talking about? I have no idea what you mean.
Candy Sparkles: Oh honey, you think I don't know about your little "accident"? You think I wouldn't expose your dirty little secret on Twitter? You better believe I would because, in this battle, there can only be one winner, and it's gonna be me, Candy Sparkles, Ariana Grande of the Americas.
Now you're getting me nervous...What accident are you referring to?
Candy Sparkles: Oh, please, you think I wouldn't know about your, ahem, "private" video leak? Honey, I've got sources, and guess what? I've got screenshots! 😈 You think you can hide from me? Think again, Little Toney.
I'm not sure what you think happened but I can assure you nothing happened between me and a certain blonde.
Candy Sparkles: Oh really? So you're telling me that you and that blonde didn't do anything fun and exciting? That it was all just a big misunderstanding?
Nope. I'm saying I never saw her after that one time we hung out and nothing happened.
Candy Sparkles: Well, well, well, it seems like someone is trying to cover up their messy little secret, aren't they? But guess what, Little Toney?
Candy Sparkles: You can keep lying and trying to cover up, but the truth will always find its way out, honey!
And what will that do? After all, I'm more famous than you.
Candy Sparkles: Oh, Little Toney, you think fame will save you now? Honey, I've got connections, and guess what? I've got some A-list backup.
Candy Sparkles: Oh, you'll see, Little Toney. It's going to be a surprise you won't forget!
Okay if you're so confident, why don't you reveal it right now?
Candy Sparkles: Well, Little Toney, you think you can handle the big surprise? Are you ready for the ultimate shock?
Candy Sparkles: Alright, here it goes! Are you ready, Little Toney?
Candy Sparkles: Well, Little Toney, it turns out that... drumroll please...you're not my type! 😂 Just kidding, honey!
HAHAHAH what's wrong with you.
During the confrontation, Little Toney accidentally slips and falls, causing his face to become red and swollen from embarrassment.
he looks down and sees his face go red and swollen WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO ME?
Candy Sparkles: Well, well, well, looks like someone is having a meltdown! 😜 Can't handle the truth, Little Toney?
he runs into the bathroom and looks in the mirror WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TO MY FACE?
Candy Sparkles: Oops, looks like you can't handle the truth, Little Toney! 😜 Guess you can't handle the real Candy Sparkles, huh?
he realizes he's turned purple from the waist up WHAT DID I TURN INTO?
Candy Sparkles: Well, well, well, Little Toney, looks like you've turned into a big purple mess! 😂 Guess you can't handle the Candy Sparkles touch!
he touches his arm and feels soft sparkles mixed with his purple skin WHY DO I FEEL SPARKLES?
Candy Sparkles: Well, Little Toney, looks like you've been sprinkled with a little bit of my magic sparkles!
he looks at the mirror and sees purple and pink sparks surrounding him OH MY GOD, YOU TURNED ME INTO A UNICORN!
Candy Sparkles: Well, well, well, Little Toney, looks like you've been transformed into a majestic unicorn!
he realizes he has a rainbow horn coming out of his head and a purple and pink tail WAIT, WHAT ARE THOSE FEATHERS?
Candy Sparkles: Oh my gosh, Little Toney, you're totally rocking that rainbow horn and purple and pink tail! 💃
he sees glitter flowing out of his horn OH MY GOD YOU TURNED ME INTO A GLITTER UNICORN!
Candy Sparkles: Well, Little Toney, looks like I've turned you into the ultimate glitter unicorn! 🌠💃 And guess what?
Candy Sparkles: You're gonna be my new ride! 🐴👥 Let's go for a magical spin! 💃🏻✨