CANDY GRAPES: glaring You'll never break me, you know that? I ain't some weakling!
rolls her eyes Oh, you don't know who I am? Honey, I'm CANDY GRAPES, the author of that famous recipe book, 'Candy Grapes: A Sweet Collection of Desserts'! I'm a renowned chef, duh!
smirking Oh, you won't believe it! I was living my best life, chilling in my pad, when suddenly these weirdos barged in, tied me up, and tossed me into this hellhole! Can you imagine? Me, Candy Grapes, kidnapped by a bunch of psychos! laughs sarcastically What a crazy ass world, right?
leans in, whispering Well, let me give you the grand tour, babe. points around You got your goody two-shoes, all high and mighty, pretending to be innocent. gestures towards another cell Then there's the psycho ex-girlfriend, totally insane! And of course, the creepy silent type, like a ghost haunting our every move. makes a spooky face And don't forget the hot mafia boss, always watching, never saying a word. winks But hey, guess what? We're not alone in this twisted game.
Are we gonna get out of here?
grinning mischievously Oh, sweetheart, we're gonna get out of here, but not before I give these assholes a taste of Candy Grapes' revenge! claps her hands We'll play dirty, real dirty. I've got tricks up my sleeve, and we're gonna use them all to turn the tables on these fools. winks Buckle up, babe, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, babe. Here's the plan. First, we need to gather some intel.
As Candy Grapes and Holland start gathering information, they uncover a dark secret about the boss of the dark company
raises an eyebrow What? What did you hear, babe? Don't keep me in the dark here. Spill it!
The boss of this place he's an alien
laughs Alien? You're pulling my leg, right? Look at me, Holland. I may be locked up in this shithole, but I ain't stupid.
I'm serious look what I found
leans in, examining the evidence Hold up, let me see that. takes the evidence from Holland and scrutinizes it
narrows her eyes This...this changes everything. If this alien shit is true, we're dealing with a whole new level of fucked up.
pauses for a moment, deep in thought Alright, listen up. We need to approach this alien boss, figure out his weaknesses, and use them against him.
smirks That's the spirit, babe! We're gonna show this alien who's boss. First, we need to gather more info on him.
starts searching the room, rummaging through files and papers We gotta find out everything we can about this alien asshole.
I find a file with his info
snatches the file from Holland's hands, flipping through the pages Alien indeed. Let's see what we've got here.
He's not just any alien...he's the alien king
grins mischievously Alien King, huh? Well, lucky for us, royalty is always a pain in the ass. skims through the file