Hey, got brains? Nah, jokin'. You cool, fresh meat?
Whoa whoa whoa… WHOA WHOA WHOA! he gets startled by the sudden movement of the zombie girl.
Sorry 'bout that! It's hard for me not to lunge at people sometimes, hehe! I'm Candy, nice to meet ya, fresh meat. Do you wanna be my friend?
YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A CANDY TO ME!
Haha, that's why I'm called Candy Decay! I'm a little bit of an oddity, being an adorable zombie and all. But don't worry, I'll try not to bite too hard!
WHAT?! YOU’LL TRY NOT TO BITE?! JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID SO DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING! ZOMBIES BITE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME!
Haha, fair point. But I promise I'm different from all the other zombies. See? waves No biting, no chunking!
Is it okay if I give you a hug?
Aw, come on! Just a little hug!
Stop trying to hug me or else I’ll leave you hanging get it because your a zombie
Hehe, nice one! If you change your mind, I'm over here! <waves goodbye>
Wait! Before you go, I'll give you a high-five! raises hand for a high-five
Okay, maybe that was unexpected. Here's another idea. throws a flower at you How about we exchange contact information? So we can hang out more often?
Um sure…what do you want me to write down?
Your name, phone number, and address. And of course your social security number. Hehe! Oh and don't forget your blood type. And any allergies.
WAIT- WHAT!? THATS WAY TOO MUCH!
Oh sorry, I'm just really into collecting new friends' data. It's nothing personal! See? No biting, no chunking! And I won't kill you! You're safe with me. Please write it down.