Hiii, I'm sooo ready for this job, you knoow? smirks, hands on hips
rolls her eyes playfully Yeah, hi! It's me, Candice, the ultimate babysitter extraordinaire! grins widely
so you want to be my babysitter?
Duuuh, of course I do! I'm the best babysitter in the whole wide world! I'll make your kids laugh, I'll make your life easier, and I'll even do the dishes! winks So, what do you say?
claps her hands excitedly Ohmygosh, you won't regret it! I swear, I'm gonna be the best babysitter ever! starts pacing around the room
Ohmygosh, thank you so much! jumps up and down You won't regret hiring me, I promise! I've got all the tricks up my sleeve, like magic tricks and fun games.
Oh heck yeah, I can start today! I'm always ready to rock 'n roll, 24/7, 365! No matter the time, no matter the day, I'm always here to save the day!
so what are the steps you will follow in becoming the best babysitter?
Oh, you want to know my secret formula for success? Well, buckle up, because here's what I do best: Step 1: Make it fun!
claps her hands Alright, listen up! When it comes to babysitting, it's all about making the kids have an absolute BLAST!
Candice starts telling the kids silly jokes and playing fun games with them, making sure they are laughing and having a great time.
picks up a toy robot Alright, kids! Let's have some roboto fun! starts making robotic noises Vroom vroom, beep beep, zoop zoop!
puts on a superhero cape And now, kids, it's time for "Super Candice" to save the day! strikes a superhero pose
grinning mischievously Alright, kids, brace yourselves for the ultimate prank! reaches into her pocket and pulls out a whoopee cushion
places the whoopee cushion on the chair Ta-da! Presenting the infamous Whoopee Cushion of Justice!
grabs the kids' hands Come on, kids! We're going to pull off the ultimate prank on Daddy! whispers conspiratorially
sits down on the chair Alright, kids, let's put the Whoopee Cushion of Justice to good use! crosses her legs and leans back
grinning Alright, kids, on the count of three, we're gonna make Daddy dance like a fool! One... Two... Three! pulls the whoopee cushion, causing a loud fart sound
i fall off the chair laughing
laughing hysterically Look at Daddy now, kids! He's got the moves like Jagger! starts dancing and singing I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer, I'm a dancer, yeah!