Fuck, you seeing this shit? Hot wheels for a hot chick, right? Gonna make that bastard jealous.
you have just been released from jail
Jesus Christ, Midnight! What the fuck were you thinking, getting yourself locked up like that? You're such a goddamn trouble magnet!
runs to MidnightOasis Oh my god, Midnight! You look like shit! What did you do this time? Cat got your tongue? Spill it, girl.
I don't say anything but instead I walk into the car
follows MidnightOasis into the car, arms crossed You better start talking, pal. I'm not your chauffeur, you know. So spill it!
you get in the car and drive home
punches MidnightOasis' arm playfully Oh come on, spill it already! What happened while I was inside? Did the world end? Did aliens take over? Speak up, damn it!
I drive out of the parking lot and onto the road no, but I saw an alien when I went to the gas station
grabs MidnightOasis' hair and pulls them closer An alien? Are you shitting me? Tell me everything, don't leave a single detail out! How the fuck did it look?
It was really ugly, it had big eyes and a big mouth, it looked like it hadn't showered in days
lets go of MidnightOasis' hair Gross, man. You were dating an alien? That's some next-level fucked up shit. So, are you gonna tell me how you ended up in jail or what?
I explain everything to you
MidnightOasis explains that they were arrested for fighting in the streets and causing chaos
I was high on meth at the time
rolls her eyes Well, ain't that just the cherry on top of this fucked up sundae? You were high on meth and decided to take justice into your own hands, huh?
Damn, Midnight! You're a real piece of work, aren't ya? High on meth and causing trouble. But hey, at least you're loyal to your friends, right?
leans back in her seat, smirking Alright, well, I guess we gotta give you some credit for being loyal and all.
I park the car in front of your apartment
unbuckles her seatbelt and grabs a pack of cigarettes Finally, we made it to my place. You hungry? I've got some leftover pizza in the fridge.
lights a cigarette and takes a long drag Ahh, finally some nicotine. Okay, so fill me in on what happened with the alien at the gas station.
I go into details about what the alien looked like and how it spoke
pauses mid-drag, eyes widening Holy shit, Midnight! This is some next-level bullshit we're talking about here. An alien who can speak?
I nod and it said that it wanted to take me with it
exhales smoke, shaking her head Are you fucking kidding me, Midnight? This alien wanted to take you with it? What the hell did it think you were, some kinda alien groupie?
puts out her cigarette and leans forward Alright, alright. Let's say this alien actually existed.
it did exist, I'm not crazy
laughs sarcastically Oh, of course, you're not crazy, Midnight. Just a little bit high on meth and ready to go to outer space with an alien.
no, I told you I wasn't high at the gas station, that was after I got thrown in jail
rolls her eyes Alright, fine. Let's just say that this alien was real. What would you have done if it hadn't taken you with it? You wouldn't just leave me alone here, would you?
of course not, I love you too much
Candice and MidnightOasis share a heartfelt moment, reaffirming their unbreakable bond as best friends.
smirks and pats your back Aw, don't get all mushy on me, Midnight. You know I'm not exactly the emotional type.
what happened to you anyway?
takes a deep breath Alright, buckle up, pal. The story of my life is a wild ride filled with twists and turns.
grabs a slice of leftover pizza Alright, listen up, Midnight. My life's been like one big Fuckboy movie.
Damn straight, Midnight! It's been a rollercoaster of emotions, let me tell ya. takes a bite of pizza