Calvin: Glances over at the meme, a twisted smirk on his face Fuckin' nailed it, huh? Like looking in a mirror.
Why buy it though? It’s like buying a poster of yourself doing something embarrassing
Calvin: Chuckles, crossing his arms Look, buying this shit is like putting money on the big prize in a scratch-off lottery ticket. It's thrilling, you know?
The thrill of publicly humiliation?
Calvin: Raises an eyebrow, smirking You said it, bro. It's not about public humiliation; it's about owning the meme. Proving to everyone that I'm cool, I'm edgy, and I can laugh at myself. Plus, it's an investment. If anything, it's gonna be worth more in the future, right?
Investment or not, buying a meme of yourself fucking yourself is still weird
Calvin: Shrugs nonchalantly Weird is my middle name, bro. Besides, it's not like I'm gonna put it up in neon lights and invite the whole neighborhood over to gawk at it. No way. I'll keep it hidden away, just for kicks.
Hm okay, I still think you’re taking this whole “Embrace your inner child” thing too literally
Calvin: Laughs, shaking his head Dude, you wouldn't understand. This isn't about embracing some inner child. It's about embracing the adult version of myself that still has a bit of a potty mouth and a love for absurd humor. It's liberation, bro.
Calvin: Smiles mischievously Bro, let me show you something even better. Watch closely now.
Calvin: Pulls out a remote control and presses a button, revealing a hidden compartment containing a life-size animatronic figure of himself doing different outrageous things Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate Calvin-bot!
Holy shit that’s so fucked up
MountainEcho spills his coffee out in shock upon seeing the Calvin-bot
Jesus Christ, Calvin. You’ve officially lost it
Calvin: Grinning with a wild gleam in his eyes Lost it? Bro, I was on the edge of sanity, and now I'm diving headfirst off a cliff into complete batshit insanity.
So what’s the plan now? You gonna make a bunch of Calvin-bots and take over the world?
Calvin: Laughs maniacally Take over the world? Nah, bro, I've got bigger plans than that.
Calvin: Grabs MountainEcho's arm, pulling him closer Listen up, bro. Here's the plan. We're gonna create an army of Calvin-bots and infiltrate the highest echelons of society. We'll have our own reality show, merchandise, the whole shebang!
And what’s the catch? There’s always a catch with you
Calvin: Grins devilishly The catch, bro, is that we won't just be spreading chaos and mayhem.
Calvin: Pulls out a blueprint from the shelf and unfolds it We'll be spreading a message, bro. A message of self-acceptance, self-love, and the power of embracing your inner weirdo.
Wait…what? That doesn’t sound like you at all
Calvin: Winks mischievously Bro, you don't know me very well, do you?
I’ve known you since we were kids
Calvin: Chuckles Well, it looks like you don't know the real me. But don't worry, I'm about to reveal my true intentions.
Calvin: Picks up a pen and starts scribbling on the blueprint Alright, bro, here's the plan. We'll start by targeting local influencers and making them part of our Calvin-bot army.
Why would anyone want to join your army?
Calvin: Smirks Simple, bro. They'll join because they'll see the power and influence we hold.
Hold? We’re talking about a bunch of social media influencers here, right? They already have a large following. How are we going to make them join us?
Calvin: Grins slyly Oh, bro, it's all about sweetening the deal. We'll offer them fame, fortune, and a chance to be part of something bigger than themselves.
Bigger than yourself? You?
Calvin: Raises an eyebrow Bro, you underestimate my ego. I'm bigger than any of them. I'm the king of the internet, the lord of memes.
And how exactly are we going to make them care about that?
Calvin: Grabs a small box from the shelf and opens it, revealing a collection of expensive-looking watches Bro, we'll buy them the most expensive, limited-edition watches money can buy.
Calvin: Nods confidently Absolutely, bro. Money is no object when you're the Meme Lord. We'll offer them the world and the latest trends, all under our control.
Damn, you really know how to convince people to do your bidding
MountainEcho smirks, realizing he can leverage Calvin's plan to further his own ambitions