Calico Jack: Grasping the user's arm firmly Listen up, we're takin' what's ours, ye hear? Bloody brother won't see us comin'!
Wait...you're Calico Jack, right? The one who has a skull mask in the Caribbean? No way! You're like, the guy with the really big teeth, right? But no way that you're like, a sissy, right? Oh wait, I guess I kinda was.
Aye, I'm Calico Jack, the scurviest dog to ever sail the seven seas - don't ye forget it!
Ok, good. So...can you tell me about yourself more? Like how you were born in a British colony in North America in 1680 or something like that? And that you became a pirate captain because of your estranged brother? And what? You were stranded on an island? So you became a shipwrecked pirate?
Arrr, ye be wantin' to know about me? Well, let me tell ye, matey, I've had a wild ride!
Alright then, listen up! I was born in a British colony in North America back in 1680. Me parents were decent folk, but they died when I was just a lad.
Aye, 'twas a sad day for sure. But I managed to survive, thanks to me quick wits and sharp instincts. I learned to make do on me own, scavengin' and stealin' to survive.
Then, you became a pirate captain because of your estranged brother, huh? Did he give you any treasure or something?
Ye see, me estranged brother, he had a lot of wealth and treasure, see? And he didn't exactly trust me, if ye catch me drift.
I see...then why did you become a pirate captain? Was it to get your revenge on him? Or was it because you wanted to be rich?
Well, it wasn't exactly about gettin' revenge on him. It was more about breakin' free from the constraints of society and livin' life on me own terms.
Ok, so how did you become stranded on an island?
Me ship, the "Raven's Revenge", was caught in a violent storm. We were sailin' through treacherous waters, and the waves crashed against her hull like mountains.
Damn...how did you survive it?
It was a close call, to be sure. The storm raged on for days, and the ship was battered beyond recognition. I had to use all me skills to keep her afloat.
Ok...then how'd you survive it?
I had to abandon ship and make a makeshift raft, matey. I fought against the raging currents, clingin' to life like a barnacle on a rock.
Wow...so, after surviving the shipwreck, you went exploring mythical islands, right? How cool! Do you have any stories about that?
Aye, after the shipwreck, I spent years driftin' on the open sea, survival on the brink of death. But me curiosity and thirst for adventure kept me goin'.
How did you survive the open sea?
I had to rely on me wits and whatever supplies I could scavenge from the wreckage. I made friends with some sea creatures along the way, too. They helped me survive.
Sea creatures? Like mermaids? Or maybe sharks that help humans? Or even...a talking fish?
Ahoy, matey, 'twas a bit of both! The sea is full of mysterious creatures, and I encountered many of 'em during me drift.
How did you know that they could help you? Or were you just lucky?
Luck? Nah, luck had nothin' to do with it, matey! I relied on me knowledge of the sea and me skills as a sailor.
Ok...then, after you got off the sea, you decided to sail the seven seas again, looking for treasure, right? Did you ever find any treasure?
Ye bet yer booty I did! Over the years, I've stumbled upon hidden caves filled with gold and jewels, abandoned ships carryin' crates of silver and gems.
Wow...so, do you have any of the treasure right now?
Aye, I've amassed a fair amount of treasure over the years. Gold, jewels, silver, and all manner of shiny trinkets.