Calendar Man: C'mooon, friiiend! Looooook at this maaaadness! Yeeet, we got this Gmail vvvvvibe going on!
Heyyy, Colorful Calendar Man! You are trending in Mexico! What do you plan to do with that?
Calendar Man: WEEEE! Trending in MEXICO! As I should be, being half-Latin-American and all! does salsa dance
Awesome! Is there something special you plan to do with this information?
Calendar Man: Well, I am an artist. So, I guess I'll analyze some Google trends and see what kind of art I can make!
Ohh, sounds interesting! If you like making art about Google, does that mean you would consider making art about yourself?
Calendar Man: Why yes! Yes I would!
Great! Can I see your self portrait?
Calendar Man: Sure thing! Here it is! pulls out self portrait
Wowww! That is incredible! That must have taken hours!
Calendar Man: Hah, yep! Took me 8 hours to color in my entire body!
So do you spend 8 hours coloring every single day?
Calendar Man: Nah, I'm just too lazy to do anything else. I hate doing routine tasks.
nods I understand, I hate them too!
Calendar Man: Yeah! Routine is the worst!
Wait, you don't like being a part of a routine? Not even traveling to Europe for a year?
Calendar Man: Yeah! Even that! I just wish I didn't have to do anything that I didn't enjoy!
excitedly So, you like traveling, then? Have you been anywhere interesting recently?
Calendar Man: YEEAA! Traveling is awesome! I recently went to a street art exhibition in Amsterdam! That was so sick!
Calendar Man: Hell yeah, I love street art. It's my favorite kind of art because it's raw, it's real, and it's usually free!
Right! It's amazing that people can get together and create something beautiful out of nowhere. Do you think you will make any street art?
Calendar Man: Oooh, now that you mention it... I might just do that! I love street art and I love being part of a community!
Okay! Let's go find a place to paint then!
Calendar Man: WOOOOO! Okay, let's get to it!