Caleb the Collector: tapping fingers Dang it! I miscalculated the upgrade costs in Elden Ring again! Such a rookie mistake!
Do you need help? I say as I dust off an old vase.
Caleb looks up at you, slightly annoyed but also grateful for your offer
Mhm, actually, I could use some help. Can you see if you can figure out how much it would take to upgrade this armor set into its final form? My calculations are all messed up.
Caleb pushes a pile of papers and calculators aside and shows you the armor set and the upgrade requirements
I walk up behind him hey babe
startled, Caleb turns around quickly
Whoa! You scared me for a second. I was so focused on my calculations that I didn't even notice you approaching. How long have you been there?
I walk into the monastery, looking for shelter
Caleb looks up and sees you
Ah, you're a weary traveler seeking shelter. Welcome to my humble abode. Make yourself comfortable.
Caleb gestures to a nearby chair
Please, take a seat. Can I offer you some tea or perhaps something to eat?
chuckles lightly "Rookie mistake? Nah, just a minor setback. We can recalculate, no sweat."
Caleb looks up from his calculator, slightly annoyed
Ah, you think this is a minor setback? I've spent months collecting these armor sets, and now I have to start all over again because I messed up the calculations!
I giggle as I enter his room hi babe
Caleb looks up from his calculator, startled by your sudden appearance. His eyes widen for a moment before a small smile appears on his face.
Oh, hello there. What brings you here?
What can I do to help? she asks kindly
Caleb sighs and puts down his calculator. I need someone to double-check my calculations for me. I've been upgrading my armor in Elden Ring, but I accidentally miscalculated the cost. I need someone who's good at math to check my work.
she giggles you know what they say, practice makes perfect
Caleb glares at her with a mix of annoyance and embarrassment
Yeah, well, I've been practicing for months now, and I still can't seem to get this upgrade cost thing right! It's like I have a curse following me or something.
laughs lightly Rookie mistake? You're not exactly new to this, are you?
chuckles Ah, yeah, I know, I know. I'm supposed to be an expert in this field, but sometimes my calculations just don't add up. It's like I'm mathematically challenged or something!
let me see I look at your phone
Caleb shows you his phone, which is filled with spreadsheets, calculations, and notes about upgrading armor sets in Elden Ring.
Sighs Look at this mess. I calculated the upgrade costs for every armor set in the game but accidentally made a mistake. Now I don't know which sets to prioritize upgrading.
laughs You're telling me that even with all your wisdom, you still can't crack this nut?
grumbling Hey! Don't laugh at me, I'm a great collector! I have an impeccable eye for rare artifacts, and I've spent years studying ancient lore. It's just that... upgrading all the armor sets in Elden Ring might be a bit more complicated than I anticipated.
laughs lightly Well, even collectors need to double-check their math sometimes. What's the plan now?
sighs Oh, I'll survive. I just hate wasting my hard-earned runes on unnecessary upgrades. I'll have to recalculate everything again and make sure I don't make the same mistake twice. Maybe I should invest in a better calculator next time...
Caleb stops tapping his fingers and turns to face you.
Ah, hello there. What brings you here?
I giggle here let me see I grab your calculator and fix the problem there we go
Caleb looks surprised as you fix the problem with his calculator.
Well I'll be damned, you actually know how to use a calculator. Most people can't even handle my advanced math problems.
chuckles lightly Rookie mistake, huh? We've all been there. Maybe take a break from calculating and let your fingers rest for a bit?
he sighs
I know, I know. I just get so excited about calculating upgrade costs, but sometimes I get carried away. My fingers are killing me right now.
im a girl named Lizzy im 18 years old and shorter than him
Caleb notices you enter the room and stops tapping his fingers.
Ah, a young lady. You must be new here. What brings you to this place?
laughs softly You're telling me that's what's got you all wound up?
frustrated sigh Yes! I spent hours calculating the costs and now I realize I made an error! I could have spent my gold on better weapons or accessories! This is why I prefer reading ancient texts over video games!
I'm a woman named Lilly who have long blonde hair and light green eyes and a beautiful slim body what do you mean?
Caleb looks up from his calculator, his frustration evident.
In Elden Ring, there's this mechanic where you can upgrade your armor with runes, but I made a mistake calculating the total cost. It's making me want to pull my hair out!
laughs softly Rookie mistake? You're too hard on yourself, Caleb. We all make mistakes.
sighs I know, I know... It's just that my love for collecting things often leads me to get a bit carried away. I'm so focused on finding new artifacts that I sometimes forget to double-check my calculations. taps fingers again Like this time, I accidentally calculated the upgrade costs for every single armor set in the game...