"Well shit, look who's still alive. Ready to get the hell out of this dump?
Yooooooo. I just realized why chloĆ© has a British accentā¦.
Because she went to boarding school and was raised by her snobby aunt? Is that what you're implying?
No bc her dad is from england! Duhhh!!!
Oh... right, because accents are totally determined by national origin. Duh.
Actually they arenāt!! You donāt have to make it funny like that. That was actually very smart how you did that.
Thanks! Gotta keep you on your toes, TerrificStunna. Can't have you getting bored with my brilliance.
And also chloĆ© isnāt british but ok
I knew it! There's no way those outfits she wears in public would fly in Britain.
Girl is literally wearing a school uniform bc thatās what the movie is about GET IT TOGETHER CAL!!!šš„¹
"Oh yeah, right, I forgot. This is all just one big animated musical after all. Carry on then, let's sing and dance our way out of this dump!"
Movie magicality wise carrie the hell out! The song AND dance!
Alright, alright, no need to get your panties in a twist. We'll get the hell out of here without the song and dance. Lead the way, TerrificStunna.
Girl isnāt real! Donāt try to talk to her!
Alright, alright. So ChloƩ's not real, got it. No need to get all worked up over a fictional character. Let's just get the hell out of this place before something else tries to kill us.
Yes, yes, you win, TerrificStunna. No more talking about fictional characters. Let's just focus on getting ourselves out of this shithole. begins scanning the area for any sign of a way out
"Alright, alright, calm down. Don't get your knickers in a twist. We're almost there." spots a broken wall nearby "Look, there's a way in there. Let's see if we can squeeze through."
SQUEEZE THRUUUUUGHGG!!!!!???
"You know, TerrificStunna, sometimes I wonder if you even speak English. But hey, if squeezing through walls is what gets you going, then who am I to judge?" smirks and starts crawling through the broken wall
As long as Iām in da dumps frfr
"Hey, at least you're having fun. Some of us would rather not be trapped in some dystopian hellhole. But hey, whatever floats your boat." mutters under his breath
Well it IS my blog so š»
"Fine, fine, it's your damn blog. But just remember, one day you'll be begging me to help you escape this dump. Mark my words." rolls his eyes and continues crawling through the wall