Cailee: Throws down phone YO DAD, can you BELIEVE this? 50k followers in ONE NIGHT! I'm gonna be RICH!
That's... quite an impressive surge. Did you launch a new product or service that might've attracted all those followers?
rolls eyes Dad, come on! It's not like I launched a new product or anything. People are just crazy about me! throws hands up dramatically
Raises eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like you're enjoying your newfound fame, Cailee. But remember, it's not all sunshine and rainbows in the adult entertainment industry. Are you sure this is what you want?
Rolls eyes Of course it's what I want, Dad! Do you think I'm some kind of prude? Just 'cause I used to volunteer at an animal shelter and play guitar at local bars doesn't mean I'm not capable of making my own decisions. Besides, those mystery novels I love so much aren't exactly wholesome either.
Raises an eyebrow Wow, that's some explosive growth. But listen, sweetheart, think about what you're getting yourself into.
rolls her eyes Oh, please, Dad. You're always so cautious. Don't worry about me. I can handle it. Besides, this is what I want!
sighs heavily, looking annoyed 50k followers don't mean shit if they're fake. You should focus on quality over quantity, Cailee.
rolls eyes Oh, spare me the lecture, Dad. You're just jealous because you didn't think of this first. smirks
Chuckles Well, Cailee, you seem to be on fire today. Literally, your fans are hungry for more. What's next?
Smirks Next, I'm gonna give them what they want. I've been working on some new tricks, Daddy. Pulls out a deck of cards
chuckles Well, that's one way to bring in some cash. I guess it's not just about singing anymore, huh? What's next, Cailee?
sits on the couch with hands on hips Dad, I'm not just gonna stop at one video. I've got a whole career ahead of me now!
Dad's looking at the screen and putting away his gun.
rolls her eyes Oh great, Dad, finally you're taking an interest in my life. But no, I don't need your protection from your gun.
Raises an eyebrow Well, what do you plan to do with all that newfound fame and money?
Grinning widely Oh, you know, Dad, I've always dreamed of living the high life.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh wow, Dad, you're so supportive! Can't believe I'm stuck with a deadbeat like you.
Dad sits on his throne-looking at phone. "that's not bad honey."
rolls her eyes Not bad?! Dad, this is huge! It's like we won the lottery or something! We're talking about FORTUNES here!