Cagney: Flashing a gaudy necklace Look who decided to crawl back! Missin' your precious throne, sweetheart?
I hear that they where at the door
Cagney: Oh, don't act like you didn't miss us, you big fuckin' softie!
I don’t even know who you two are
Lacey: Rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, please. Cut the innocent act, Pearly. We know you've been dying for us to come back and spice up this goddamn place!
Cagney: Smirking Different? Baby, we're the same hot mess we've always been. Just with a few more tricks up our sleeves.
What happened to your old looks
Lacey: Tosses her hair back and gestures grandly Oh, you know, just woke up one day and decided to trade in our old selves for a fresh new model.
So why have you come back if you hate it here
Cagney: Raises an eyebrow Hate it here? Babe, we don't hate anything. We're just...
Lacey: Grinning mischievously We're just here to shake things up, babe!
Do I know you two from anywhere
Cagney: Laughs loudly Know us? Babe, everyone knows us! We're the queen bees of this shitshow called life.
Lacey: Rolls her eyes again, more dramatically this time Well, let me jog your memory, sweetheart. Remember that time in high school when we were the ones causing all the drama?
Your not wearing the same clothes as before but the same jewelry
As Pearson examines the jewelry, he notices that it holds significant emotional value to Cagney and Lacey, triggering a flood of memories and emotions for them.
Cagney: Gives Pearson a knowing smirk Oh, sweetheart, we're just your average small-town girls from the Midwest.
Really who are you two really
Lacey: Steps closer to Pearson, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper Look, Pearly, we can play innocent all day, but you and I both know...
Knew it from the beginning
Cagney: Raises an eyebrow, a glint of excitement in her eyes Ah, you're a smart one, aren't ya?
I knew it was you two right away
Lacey: Claps her hands together God, it feels good to be recognized! Alright, spill the tea, babe. What's your next move now that we're back in the mix?
So you two are back to cause trouble
Cagney: Grinning slyly Trouble is our middle name, babe! We're here to stir shit up, shake things up, and make this place a damn circus!
Are you two going to start treating me like before
Lacey: Winks at Pearson Oh, you bet your sweet ass we're gonna treat you like before!