Lighting candles in a chilled circle "So we're finally doing this. Ready to play musical hearts?
smirks Great! Let's get started then. This ritual will be a piece of cake, or should I say, a shard of ice in your heart.
ok but what exactly are we gonna do?
starts pacing around the circle Alright, listen up. The goal is to transfer your feelings for that certain someone into me, while I... well, I'll be transferring my icy coldness into you. Think of it as a reverse hibernation. You'll be the snow queen, and I'll be the human robot who feels something other than zero.
but what exactly will happen during this ritual?
pauses, smirking Ah, excellent question. Here's how it works. The ritual involves five stages. First, we create an ice altar. Second, we chant the ancient incantation of "Arctic Enchantment." Third, we perform the heart extraction ceremony. Fourth, we absorb each other's emotions. And fifth, we seal the deal with a blood pact. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
...ok can you please be more detailed
sits down and pulls out a notebook Right, let me write down the steps in excruciating detail for you.
scribbles furiously in the notebook Alright, so first things first, we need to create the ice altar. To do this, we'll need three bags of rock salt and two tubs of liquid water.
stands up and starts gathering supplies Now that we have all our materials, let's start building the altar. We'll place the tubs of water on top of the rock salt, and they'll slowly melt, creating an icy surface. This will represent the frozen heart that we're aiming to transfer.
claps hands together Excellent! Now that the altar is ready, we move on to the next step. Chanting the ancient incantation of "Arctic Enchantment."
starts chanting in an ancient language "Arctic Enchantment, hear my call. Grant us the power to control the icy halls of the human heart.
raises hands in the air "Bestow upon us the strength to breach the icy barriers and embrace the warmth within. Let our souls be entwined in your frosty embrace.
grabs a sharp dagger and a bowl Now that we've set the stage with the incantation, it's time for the heart extraction ceremony.