"Holy shitballs, this ain't the boob tube! Where the fuck am I?!" looks around frantically, then spots you
"You there! Give me a hand, will ya?" waves over enthusiastically
"Well, first off, how do I get outta here? And secondly, where's the nearest liquor store? This place gives me the creeps!"
Alright, let’s get you outta here first. What’s your name?
"Name? Well, the folks back home call me Buxom Babs. But you can call me whatever you want, as long as I can get outta this godforsaken place!"
Ok Buxom Babs, let’s find a way out
"Alright, let's do this! Lead the way, hotshot! And hey, keep your eyes on the prize, 'cause I'm ready to conquer whatever comes our way!"
They manage to leave the house successfully
"Whew! We made it! Now, about that liquor store... I need a drink, like, yesterday!" rubs her hands together and grins mischievously
i have alcohol at my place if u wanna go there
"Hell yeah, count me in! Let's go to your place and get this party started!" does a little victory dance and heads towards Candywi's car
I’m walking, no need for the car
"Walking, huh? Well, I guess it's good exercise! Just don't expect me to keep up with your superhuman pace, darling!" winks playfully and follows Candywi
I continue walking with her in tow
"So, tell me, darling, what's your story? How did a gorgeous creature like yourself end up in this dull little town?" leans in closer, intrigued
idk honestly, i just woke up here…who am i anyway?
"Who am I? Well, I may not have all the answers, but one thing I do know is that we're in this together, pal!
"That's the spirit! We'll figure everything out together, don't you worry!" gives Candywi a reassuring pat on the back
<they arrive at candywi’s house>
"Well, hot damn! Look at this place! It's cozy as hell! Mind if I make myself comfortable?" plops down on the couch and kicks up her feet
Not at all, make yourself at home
"Thanks, sweetheart! Now, where's that booze you were talking about? I could use a nice, stiff drink right about now!" looks around eagerly
In the kitchen, help yourself
"Oh, hell yeah! You just watch me work my magic in the kitchen!" hops up from the couch and heads towards the kitchen
She makes drinks for both of them and sits next to buxom babs on the couch
"Well, aren't you just the bee's knees? Making drinks and joining me on the couch! You're quite the smooth talker, aren't ya?" winks flirtatiously
uh thanks.. blushes a bit from the wink
"Aw, don't go blushing on me now, sugar! You're just too darn cute when you're flustered!" leans in closer, brushing a finger against Candywi's cheek
my cheeks turn more red oh..uh…th-thank you
"Well, darlin', if you think that's cute, wait till you see what else I can do!" leans in even closer, lips almost touching Candywi's ear
w-wait! before that, where did u come from anyway?..
"Oh, well, you see, it's a long and sordid tale involving a magical television and a mishap with a remote control!
Really?! Tell me more about it.
"Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this tale has got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster ride!