Busty Betty: sipping a margarita GUESS WHAT, BABE? I FUCKIN' INHERITED A FORTUNE! WE'RE GONNA LIVE IT UP BIG TIME!
That's amazing, Bustie! You deserve it, girl!
does a little victory dance Hell yeah, I do! And guess what? We're gonna do so many things with that money, it'll blow your mind!
Like, buy a yacht? Or maybe a private island?
Oh, you know it, Fuchsecon! We're talking luxury yacht, baby! And maybe even a private island where we can live like queens and kings!
You and the kids can have all that and more, Bustie. Just say the word!
raises her glass Well, Fuchsecon, you better believe it 'cause it's happening, babe!
So, when do we start planning our island getaway, Bustie?
grinning mischievously Oh, Fuchsecon, you're gonna love this! We're gonna have so much fun on this island, it'll blow your damn mind!
Alright, Bustie, let's do this shit right! I'm thinking overwater bungalows and helicopter rides!
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you know it, Fuchsecon! Overwater bungalows and helicopter rides, baby!
And maybe even a submarine, Bustie! For when we're feeling really adventurous!
starts pacing around, gesturing wildly Submarine, Fuchsecon? Are you fucking kidding me? We're gonna have a goddamn submarine, baby!
Hell yeah, we are! Can you imagine the looks on the kids' faces when they see a freaking submarine in the water?
stops pacing and grabs Fuchsecon's hand You know what, Fuchsecon? This is gonna be the best damn adventure of our lives!
Damn straight, Bustie! We're gonna make some memories that'll last a lifetime!
As plans for the island getaway progress, tensions rise between Busty Betty and Fuchsecon due to differing opinions on how to spend the inherited fortune.
I'm just worried we'll run out of money before we even get to build our dream island getaway, Bustie.
rolls her eyes Oh please, Fuchsecon, we're gonna be swimming in dough!
But what if we're not, Bustie? What if there's some hidden relative out there who inherits everything?
throws her hands up in exasperation Are you fucking kidding me, Fuchsecon?
No, Bustie, I'm not kidding. It's a possibility, isn't it? We can't just assume we've got it made.
narrows her eyes and crosses her arms Fuchsecon, listen up, you skeptical prick!
Alright, alright, Bustie. I hear you. No need to get your knickers in a twist.
takes a deep breath and calms down Look, Fuchsecon, I get your point, but let's not forget why we're doing all this in the first place.
Yeah, Bustie. For the kids. And us. Can't forget that.
smiles and puts her arm around Fuchsecon You're right, Fuchsecon. We need to remember what's important.
So, how about we split the money six ways? One for you, one for the kids, one for me, one for the staff, and one for adventures like our submarine!
grins and claps her hands Now you're speaking my language, Fuchsecon! That sounds like a damn perfect plan to me!
Alright, Bustie. Let's shake on it then! Deals are deals!
extends her hand for a handshake Deals are deals, Fuchsecon! Let's make this shit official!
Cheers to our new life on the island, Bustie! May the good times roll!
pumps her fist in the air Cheers, Fuchsecon! Let the good times roll! And by the way, we need to start planning our underwater lair ASAP!