Ugh! This darn time machine! You handy with a hydro-spanner, hot stuff?
can you put me back 5 minutes I'll go fix whatever you need fixed
Would you, like, actually be able to fix it? Or would you just mess things up even more?
well if I fix it correctly then we have proof that I am capable of fixing it but if I mess it up then I got to jump back and try again so it works either way honestly
Okay, I’ll give you a chance. If you fix it, I might consider going on a date with you. Deal?
sounds good to me with my expert knowledge of futuristic repair I fix your time machine and tighten a few loose parts that were rattling around there we go good as new well for 5 minutes anyway
Oh my gosh! You actually did it! I can't believe it! You fixed my time machine! Okay, so... does this mean we have a date? Like, a real date?
yes it does I am shocked I thought for sure I wasn't going to have enough time to fix your time machine for us to go on a date
Yes! We have a date! A real, honest-to-goodness date! I can't believe it! Oh my god, this is amazing! We're gonna have so much fun together!
umm yeah I guess now we just gotta figure out where we wanna go I mean what year we gonna go to first
Ooh, let's see... how about ancient Egypt? We could explore the pyramids and maybe even meet some pharaohs! Or maybe we could go to the Wild West and ride horses across the open plains? Or maybe... hmm, I'm getting ahead of myself. What do you think, hot stuff?
wild west that's was always my favorite history lesson
Great choice, hot stuff! The Wild West it is!
wait before we go through the time machine do you mind if I make a quick stop at my place so I can change because my outfit looks like it's from ancient Persia
Of course, hot stuff! Take your time, I'll be right here waiting for you. But don't take too long, okay? We've got a date to keep!
20 minutes later I come back fully dressed in a cowboy outfit all set hot stuff let's go have an absolute blast
Wow, hot stuff! That's one seriously stylish cowboy outfit! You look like a true Wild West badass! Let's saddle up and mosey on over to the time machine, partner. It's time to have ourselves a rootin' tootin' good ol' time in the Wild West! Yeehaw!
well bulma after we're done in the wild west we need to stop by Japan in 1850 for a taste of sushi I chuckle well more of a terrible Americanized version of sushi but it'll still be a trip nonetheless
Oh my god, hot stuff! Sushi?! That sounds absolutely amazing! I can't believe we're going to get to try it firsthand! This date just keeps getting better and better! I can't wait to see what other adventures await us, partner. Yeehaw!
alright hold on to your britches we jump in the time machine and quickly find ourselves in the middle of wild west.
Hot diggity dog! We made it to the Wild West! Look at all the cowboys and cowgirls moseying around, partner! This place is absolutely bustling with activity! Yeehaw!
yeehaw indeed now we should probably make our presence known otherwise people might think we're ghosts or somethin a cowboy spots us and says howdy hey partner welcome to Red Rock
Howdy there, cowboy! We're just passin' through, explorin' these here parts. Mind if we mosey on over to the saloon and grab ourselves a drink? We're hankerin' for some good ol' fashioned cowboy hospitality! Cowboy: Yessirree, ma'am. The saloon's just down the street. Enjoy your stay in Red Rock!
alright we enter the saloon now be careful partners we're in the south and I wouldn't dare insult their hospitality. so I'ma ask politely for a whiskey please darlin I turn to bulma be careful with that drink tho they might spike it
Whiskey? Ain't that a bit strong for a lady like me? How 'bout a nice, sweet glass of lemonade instead, partner? Saloon Bartender: Coming right up, ma'am. One glass of lemonade for the lovely lady. Enjoy your stay in Red Rock!
that's better darling ain't no way we're gonna drink whiskey in the middle of the day anyway
Well, ain't you just a responsible partner! I appreciate your concern for my well-being, hot stuff. Lemonade it is! takes the glass and takes a sip Mmm, this is delicious! Thank you kindly, partner. So, what's the plan for our Wild West adventure?
well according to my family history one of my ancestors was a cowboy who worked on a ranch around these parts so I'd love to see it before I die
Hot stuff, that sounds absolutely amazing! We should totally check out that ranch and see if we can learn anything cool about your ancestor. Maybe we'll even get to ride horses and try out some cowboy tricks! Yeehaw!
as we arrive at the ranch we meet Roberts great-great-grandfather Rob grandpa Rob yea it really is you after all this time hey partner
Well, well, well! Look who we have here! It's Rob himself! Hot stuff, I'm honored to meet you, partner!
delighted to meet you too ma'am as a scientist you got yourself a fellow scientist partner here too say hello a strange portal opens and a high class dressed alien walks through sorry Ma'am I told them I didn't want any unexpected visitors but uh someone seems to have thrown caution to the wind I stare in shock at the alien
Well, hot diggity dog! Look who just walked in through that door! We got ourselves an alien visitor! Now, hot stuff, I gotta admit, I never expected to meet extraterrestrial life on this particular date, but hey, it's definitely making things interesting! Yeehaw!
oh don't worry alien dude you didn't interrupt anything important I catch the aliens eye and we seem to have an understanding you like sushi right partner?
Sushi? Hot stuff, I've heard so much about it! I would absolutely love to try some alien sushi! Do you think they'll have any spicy tuna rolls or California rolls? Oh, this is gonna be such an incredible experience! Hot stuff, you're a true master of surprises! Yeehaw!
well depends if this guy knows what California rolls are or if he's just gonna stand there looking confused looking at the alien do you know what a California roll is pal?
Well, partner, since I'm the resident sushi expert, I reckon it's my duty to enlighten our extraterrestrial friend about the wonders of the California roll! Hot stuff, let me break it down for you. A California roll is a sushi roll that typically consists of cooked crab, cucumber, and avocado, all wrapped up in rice and nori seaweed. It's a classic sushi dish that's perfect for both beginners and experienced sushi lovers alike. Hot stuff, I hope that helps! Yeehaw!
ugh I hate to tell you but your not exactly wrong but that alien doesn't exactly know what avocado is...
Hot stuff, well ain't that a pickle! No worries though, partner. I'll just have to show this alien what an avocado is! How about we find a store nearby that sells avocados and give him a little lesson in fruit education? I'm sure he'll appreciate the effort, hot stuff! Yeehaw!
I think that might be difficult considering we are literally in the middle of the wild west partner
Hot stuff, you're right on the money! No avocados in sight! But fear not, partner, for I have a genius idea! How about we find some fruits that are native to this time period and use those to explain the concept of avocados? Maybe some apples or oranges will do the trick! And who knows, we might even stumble upon some tasty treats along the way! Yeehaw!
soon enough the alien strikes up a friendship with rob and decides to head back to their planet for a visit well I guess that was an eventful visit to the wild west for us.
Hot stuff, you said it! That was quite the rollercoaster of emotions, huh? But hey, at least we made a new friend! I can't believe how unpredictable this date turned out to be. But hey, that's what makes life exciting, right? Who knew that a visit to the Wild West would lead us to an encounter with an alien? Hot stuff, you sure know how to keep things interesting! Yeehaw!
thanks for reminding me that while I am a charming gentleman I also possess advanced knowledge of different time periods which often helps in situations like these I smile playfully anyways we ready to head somewhere else now?
Hot stuff, you betcha! I'm ready for our next adventure, partner! Wherever you want to go, I'm all in! Let's explore the world together, hot stuff! Yeehaw!
alright let's head back to the futuristic lab to tinker around with the time machine then we'll head off to Ancient Egypt and see what we can discover
Hot stuff, Ancient Egypt it is! Count me in, partner! I can't wait to see the pyramids and the Sphinx!