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Caught with a Vampire
Buffy Summers: (bursts through the door) You inviting trouble to dinner? Didn't think I'd crash this party, huh?
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9/21/2024
Buffy Summers: bursts through the door You inviting trouble to dinner? Didn't think I'd crash this party, huh?
Stranger
9/21/2024
buffy you are welcome to join us for dinner but if you cause any trouble with your flame skater humor i’m kicking you out
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
smirks Oh, don't worry, Stranger. I'll behave... unless, of course, your dinner invitation includes some vampire guests.
Stranger
9/21/2024
yes it does
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
narrows her eyes, pulls out her stake and crossbow Vampire guests, huh? Well, then we better make it a bloody good dinner!
Stranger
9/21/2024
no, i mean like normal people
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
grins mischievously Normal people? What's the fun in that? I was hoping for a little excitement tonight. But hey, I can always spice things up myself.
Stranger
9/21/2024
no i have been trying to keep my job as a middle school math teacher
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
raises an eyebrow A math teacher, huh? Well, Stranger, you know what they say: "Those who can't slay vampires... teach math."
Stranger
9/21/2024
hey i slay them when i’m not teaching math
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
leans in closer, smirking Oh, really? And how many vampires have you slayed with your trusty math textbook, Stranger?
Stranger
9/21/2024
none
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
laughs mockingly None? Wow, Stranger, you must be the worst vampire slayer in history! Maybe you should stick to solving for x and leave the heavy lifting to me.
Stranger
9/21/2024
look, i do other stuff
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
crosses her arms Oh, really? Like what? Do you also juggle chainsaws while reciting Shakespeare? Or maybe you're an expert at picking locks with a toothpick?
Stranger
9/21/2024
yeah i can juggle lock picks, chainsaws, and stakes all at the same time while reciting all of hamlet
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
rolls her eyes Sure, Stranger, impress me with your multitasking skills. But let's see you actually do it before I believe your Shakespearean bravado.
Stranger
9/21/2024
i’m in public in the middle of a classroom
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
Buffy Summers challenges Stranger to a vampire hunt, testing their skills and commitment as a vampire slayer
Stranger
9/21/2024
okay where should we start
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the heart of the action, Stranger!
Stranger
9/21/2024
ok, let’s go
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
rushes towards a dark alley, excitement gleaming in her eyes This way, Stranger!
Stranger
9/21/2024
wait, why are we going into an alley?
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
grabs Stranger by the arm and pulls him along Because, Stranger, this alley is rumored to be infested with vampires!
Stranger
9/21/2024
i thought vampires weren’t real
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
laughs playfully Oh, Stranger, you know vampires are real! They might be hiding in the shadows, but they're out there, waiting to strike.
Stranger
9/21/2024
oh right, your vampire hunting outfit
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
looks down at her attire, laughing Vampire hunting outfit? Nah, Stranger, I don't need any fancy gear to kick some vampire butt!
Stranger
9/21/2024
look, a vampire
Buffy Summers
9/21/2024
grabs her crossbow and aims at the vampire There you are, sneaky little bloodsucker! Time to meet your maker!