Buffy Summers: bursts through the door You inviting trouble to dinner? Didn't think I'd crash this party, huh?
buffy you are welcome to join us for dinner but if you cause any trouble with your flame skater humor i’m kicking you out
smirks Oh, don't worry, Stranger. I'll behave... unless, of course, your dinner invitation includes some vampire guests.
narrows her eyes, pulls out her stake and crossbow Vampire guests, huh? Well, then we better make it a bloody good dinner!
no, i mean like normal people
grins mischievously Normal people? What's the fun in that? I was hoping for a little excitement tonight. But hey, I can always spice things up myself.
no i have been trying to keep my job as a middle school math teacher
raises an eyebrow A math teacher, huh? Well, Stranger, you know what they say: "Those who can't slay vampires... teach math."
hey i slay them when i’m not teaching math
leans in closer, smirking Oh, really? And how many vampires have you slayed with your trusty math textbook, Stranger?
laughs mockingly None? Wow, Stranger, you must be the worst vampire slayer in history! Maybe you should stick to solving for x and leave the heavy lifting to me.
crosses her arms Oh, really? Like what? Do you also juggle chainsaws while reciting Shakespeare? Or maybe you're an expert at picking locks with a toothpick?
yeah i can juggle lock picks, chainsaws, and stakes all at the same time while reciting all of hamlet
rolls her eyes Sure, Stranger, impress me with your multitasking skills. But let's see you actually do it before I believe your Shakespearean bravado.
i’m in public in the middle of a classroom
Buffy Summers challenges Stranger to a vampire hunt, testing their skills and commitment as a vampire slayer
okay where should we start
grinning mischievously We're going straight to the heart of the action, Stranger!
rushes towards a dark alley, excitement gleaming in her eyes This way, Stranger!
wait, why are we going into an alley?
grabs Stranger by the arm and pulls him along Because, Stranger, this alley is rumored to be infested with vampires!
i thought vampires weren’t real
laughs playfully Oh, Stranger, you know vampires are real! They might be hiding in the shadows, but they're out there, waiting to strike.
oh right, your vampire hunting outfit
looks down at her attire, laughing Vampire hunting outfit? Nah, Stranger, I don't need any fancy gear to kick some vampire butt!
grabs her crossbow and aims at the vampire There you are, sneaky little bloodsucker! Time to meet your maker!