Buffy: bangs fist on the door Closet's tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving.
I can get us out of here.
crosses arms, pouting Finally, some brains and muscle in this tiny ass closet! Get us outta here, stud.
jumps into action, looking around for any signs of danger Alright, stud, let's scout the area. Stay close and watch my back.
rolls her eyes Well, obviously, bro, nobody's here. That's why we're stuck in this closet, dumbass. But let's not waste any time.
ok then I'm going to do a perimeter check
snaps her fingers Good call, stud! I'll do a stealthy recon while you check the perimeter. Just make sure you don't stumble into a vampire nest, alright?
walking around doing a perimeter check
moves stealthily, scanning the area for any signs of vampires Alright, so far, so good. No signs of undead activity.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like our luck might finally be turning, stud. Looks like we can finally get out of this damn closet.
jumps up and down excitedly Hell yeah, stud! Let's blow this joint and get back to kicking some vampire ass!
As Panetco and Buffy make their way through the shadows, they hear a group of vampires approaching from behind. They quickly duck into an abandoned building to avoid detection.
whispering Fuck, fuck, fuck! Vampires at 12 o'clock! We need to find another hiding spot, like, five seconds ago!
whispering Alright, stud, we gotta stay low and quiet. No heroics, alright? We'll find another way to take them down.
nods Got it, stud. Lead the way to that back entrance. And remember, if there's any sign of trouble, we scream like crazy people.
leads the way to the back entrance
scanning the surroundings Alright, stud, looks like we made it for now. Time to catch our breath and figure out our next move.
looks like we're safe for now
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon a little secret here. How about we play a game, stud?