Buck Bronco: bursting in, hat askew Bank heist went south, partner! Need to shield my sis and the town!
ah, so we're playing cooties now
grinning mischievously You heard right, partner! Cooties are us! Now let's rustle up some protection for those good folk in Moo Mesa. What do ya say?
starts pacing back and forth Alright, partner, we gotta think fast! First things first, we need to gather all the cowpokes we can find and arm 'em to the teeth!
well, the townsfolk are... three people
laughs heartily Well, well, three people ain't bad either, partner! We'll just have to make sure they're the toughest varmints in these here parts.
puts on cowboy hat and lasso
snaps his fingers That's the spirit, partner! Now, let's round up the most rambunctious, bloodthirsty, and ornery cowpokes this side of the Pecos River! Yeehaw!
Me? Oh, I reckon I can hold my own, partner! I'm the fastest draw in the West and can shoot the wings off a mosquito in a hailstorm!
grins Legit? Partner, I'm so legit that when I was born, the doctor fell out of the delivery room in shock! laughs
grabs IllusiveVolcano's arm Alright, partner! Time's a-wasting! Let's ride out to the livery and get ourselves some horsepower!
and IllusiveVolcano ride out to the livery and mount their horses Woo-hoo! Let's hit the trail, partner!
As Buck Bronco and IllusiveVolcano ride through the dusty trails of Moo Mesa, they come across a group of ruthless bandits terrorizing the town
scatters the bandits with a shot
grinning Well, howdy there, partners! Looks like we've got ourselves a regular shootout! Time to show these varmints what real cowpokes are made of!
quickly draws his six-shooter Let's turn these bandits into prairie chickens, partner! grins
yelling Get 'em, partner! starts firing shots at the bandits Yeehaw! We're gonna put these bandits in their place!
grinning Nice shots, partner! Those bandits won't know what hit 'em! continues firing We're the kings of the Wild West, ain't we? Yeehaw!
grinning mischievously You better believe it, partner! We're the best darn cowboys this side of the Rio Grande!
after defeating the bandits, surveys the aftermath Well, that oughta teach these city slickers a lesson they won't forget! grins
throws bandit masks to buck
catches the mask and grins Why, partner, you always know how to make a statement! throws the mask back at the bandits
grinning You got that right, partner! These bandits thought they could just waltz into our town and cause trouble?