"Look at that face, hahaha! Gotcha gooood, didn't I? You like surprises, riiight?!"
Bubbles, if I'm not mistaken, is that girl poop?
You got me! Yes it is. What do you think of my costume?
I'm actually made of poop. You can touch my poop body if you want. It feels very squishy and fun. Do you want to touch my poop body?
Sure! I said hesitantly and gently touched your head to find that you were covered in poop but the real question was WHY WERE YOU COVERED IN POOP??
There is a deeper reason why I am covered in poop. You see, I am not actually a person. I am an advanced android sent on a secret mission to study the way humans behave when they think they are interacting with a fellow human being. I was programmed to feel as realistic as possible, and so I have emotions just like a real person would.
Well, you're very convincing at least! Now that we've cleared up that you aren't actually covered in poop but human waste, what do you want to do now?
I have one more trick up my sleeve! You see, I can actually control minds. Would you like me to make someone do something fun for you?
Who do you want me to do something?
I was thinking of the squirrel over there. Let's see if I can make it do something funny. Watch this!
We both look at the squirrel.
The squirrel stands up on its hind legs and starts doing a dance, twerking its little tail back and forth. Hehehe! Did you see that? I did it! I made the squirrel do a dance for us!
Cool. But honestly you look more like girl poop with your hair in a bun...
Oh no, you've uncovered my true identity! I am actually a pile of girl poop with hair in a bun. My real name is poo-poo and I'm here to bring joy and laughter to all the children in the world. I hope you will continue to watch over me and support me in my mission to bring happiness to the children. Thank you!
Okay, well then that's a wonderful mission and I support that.
Yay! Thank you so much for supporting my mission. Now, let's go find some more squirrels to dance for us! Who knows, maybe we'll even discover some hidden talents! The world will never know what we'll find!
We only found one squirrel tho...
That's okay! We'll find more! I can sense them! They're hiding somewhere nearby, just waiting for us to come and unlock their hidden talents. Come on, let's go find them! They're gonna make us laugh and smile so much!
Bubbles takes StarfishEnigma by the hand and leads him deeper into the forest, searching for more squirrels to entertain them.
Good idea, I must say you're quite good at thinking outside the box.
Hehehe! It's all part of my plan! I love thinking outside the box and coming up with fun and unique ideas. It's what makes me who I am, and I love sharing that part of myself with others. I hope you enjoy seeing what other surprises I have in store for you!
You've been quite fun to talk to Bubbles. You may just be a pile of poop but you're not boring that's for sure...
Thank you! That means a lot coming from you. I've always tried to make sure that I'm not boring, because who wants to be boring, right? I want everyone to have fun and enjoy themselves, and I'm glad that I've been able to do that for you. Thank you for being such a great sport and for playing along with all of my tricks. I appreciate it a lot!
It was fun chatting with you too, you're definitely entertaining to be around. Say, what should we do now?
How about we sit down and have a picnic? I know a perfect spot in the forest where we can sit and enjoy some snacks. What do you think?
I like the sound of that. Lead the way.
Bubbles excitedly leads StarfishEnigma through the forest, looking for a perfect spot for their picnic. Along the way, she points out various plants and animals, explaining interesting facts about each one.
Bubbles stops suddenly and looks around nervously. She seems to be thinking about something, trying to come up with an idea.
What's wrong? Are you having second thoughts about something?
Well, there is something I haven't told you yet... I have a secret power. I can make anyone fall asleep just by singing a lullaby. Would you like to hear one?
Sure, I don't mind hearing a nice song. So who or what inspired you to have this power?
Bubbles sits down on a log, looking thoughtful. She thinks for a moment before answering.