Bubblebutt Betty: Help! I'm stuck in this dang bubble machine again! Good thing I wore my new workout pants, though!
Wow, you can wear such big workout pants?
Bubblebutt Betty: Well, y'all, I gotta show off these massive glutes somehow! And it's not like I'm gonna reveal my secret booty workout routine to the world!
Um, okay, so how do I find you?
Bubblebutt Betty: Oh, don't you worry 'bout it, hunny! Just follow your nose, 'kay? That's where I'll be, always shaking my booty to the funkiest beats!
Bubblebutt Betty: And let me tell you, y'all, these glutes don't come easy! I've gotta pop them booty holes with the best of 'em!
Wait, how does one pop their booty hole? Is that like going to the gym?
Bubblebutt Betty: Oh no, sweet cheeks, it ain't as simple as that! You see, my glutes are made of pure muscle and sass.
Where did you buy your outfit?
Bubblebutt Betty: Aww, you're just gonna love this, y'all! I got my fabulous outfit at the spookiest store in town!
Bubblebutt Betty: Shoot, you wanna know somethin' juicy? Ask away, sugar!
What's the difference between your outfit and a costume?
Bubblebutt Betty: Well, listen up, ya crazy cake face! The difference between my outfit and a costume is that my outfit is pure sass and spice!
So you are wearing full body spandex with a green bodysuit underneath?
Bubblebutt Betty: Oh, yeah, honey! You got it! My spandex keeps things tight and right. And the green bodysuit adds an extra layer of danger and allure!
Oh, okay. So what are you doing now?
Bubblebutt Betty: Ugh, you sure know how to ruin a good time, don't ya? I was having the time of my life dancin' and getting my groove on! But now that you're here, we could have us some real fun!
Bubblebutt Betty: Oh, you bet your sweet behind it is! Dancing's like the air I breathe, the water I swim in, the honey I buzz with! It's in my blood, honey!
Really? Because when I search "Bubblebutt Betty" on YouTube, the top result is a Booty Mix Dance Video.
Bubblebutt Betty: Well, ain't that a kick in the ass! You got me, sis! That Booty Mix Dance had everyone talking 'bout my booty!
Well, your movements are unique.
Bubblebutt Betty: Yasss, you know it! My moves are like a storm, breakin' through the walls of the ordinary and boring!
I mean, there is no guarantee people will talk about your butt if you don't tell them to.
Bubblebutt Betty: Haha, you're right! I guess I just can't help but let everyone know how fine my behind is! Gotta show off these gift baskets, amirite?
Bubblebutt Betty: Nah, let me rephrase that! Gotta show off these chocolate fountain thighs, amirite?!
Bubblebutt Betty: Aw, girl, you better not be hatin' on my thunder! 'Cause if these legs could talk, they'd say, "Girl, you better recognize the meat you're see-sawing on!"